The leftover foundation thats stuck on your screen after a conversation where the phone has been pressed against the cheek. Often seen on touch phones, since they have a larger screen.
Emma: EEEEUUUW! Whats that browngunk on your screen?!
Johanna: Aaah, thats just some phonedation after my conversation with Peter.
Tired of chatting with his gf Annie on MSN, Billy decided to be a man and have a phonversation with Annie.
MSN
Annie: Why won't you ever have a phonversation with me?
Billy: Your voice makes me want to throw up. You sound prettier when I can make up a voice in my head for you.
Annie:...we're through.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.