Philthydelphia

A dirty nigger infested city. Burn it to hell.

Let's burn Philthydelphia to hell.

Philthydelphia by fuckphilly August 20, 2008

Philthadelphia 

City located on the outer crust of Pennsylvania blanketed sporadically yet densely with layers of various families of air, land and water oriented contaminants generally referred to as filth. This filth is known to often perform acts of transmogrification. It has been most commonly observed that land oriented contaminants become expeditiously airborne posing an increased threat to the physical health of those brave enough to traverse open-air spaces without the protection provided by a Hazmat suit. Runoff from the great New Jersey landfill and seepage from an adjacently running sewage pipeline have irrevocably stained the waters of the two rivers that envelope the majority of the city, the Delaware and the Schuylkill. Some suspect prolonged exposure to the filth to cause a form of dementia, the effects of which may be observed through the studying of long-term inhabitants. Concerns over the matter are currently considered frivolous as an insufficient amount of evidence has thus far been procured, but the threat posed by the presence of the filth may soon become apparent as a result of its exponential growth estimated to reach zenith within a few decades. For those interested in visiting Philthadelphia it is recommended that one has in their possession at all times a form of eye protection to protect ones eyes from airborne debris and a cloth to cover ones mouth to protect from inhalation of the filth into the lungs, failure to heed warnings may result in blindness or emphysema.

"My poor little Suzie went to the park to play just the other day, without the proper protection and you know what? Now she has smokers' cough and a severe case of paranoid schizophrenia, not only that but she got addicted to heavy drugs and now she wanders the streets and refuses to acknowledge me as her own mother. Kids these days, huh? Yeah, well when you come to visit us this weekend in Philthadelphia don't forget your Hazmat suits!"

Philthadelphia by deejaydoubleyuu November 8, 2008

Philthadelphia 

Philadelphia is filthy, therefore, it should be renamed Philthadelphia. Really, the town's a dump. No redeeming qualities.

I got a job offer in Philthadelphia, but after visiting, I decided I'd be better of living in a municipal dump.

Philthadelphia by Bill Joseph September 29, 2005

philthadelphia 

also known as philadelphia, the City of Brotherly Love, the city gets its nickname from the smog, litter and overall dirtiness that best describes most of Philly. The city is dying, but most of those who glamorize the city are too busy partying to notice what is really going on.

I call philthadelphia my temporary home.

philthadelphia by Roger Clemens November 29, 2004

philthadelphia 

what people who wish they were from philadelphia call the city because they are jealous that they've never actually been part of a town or city that has class.

Philly kid: im from philadelphia!! REPRESENT!!!

Redneck: oh u mean philthadelphia?

Philly Kid: oh shut up. youve never been out of alabama to see it.

philthadelphia by mwphilly March 29, 2007

philthadelphia 

anybody who says this is just pissed because they arent from philly. This place is the best city in the world.

philthadelphia my ass. north to south east to west the best city there ever was anywhere

philthadelphia by biggE rabs January 12, 2008

Phillydelphia 

A city in which lawyers do depositions in person and in their office

Trump’s lawyer from refused to interview 100 witnesses on Zoom, but wanted to do it in his Phillydelphia office.

Phillydelphia by UrbanDefinitionMaker February 16, 2021