Philos

When you get so high you turn into a philosopher

sage: weed isnt just weed man once you learn that you'll be a real stoner
tanner: whoooah
killian: he's goin philos

Philos by Ryne is a faggot July 14, 2009

Moke Philosophy 

A seemingly counter-intuitive school of thought emphasizing the importance of the present. Moke philosophy was founded by the legendary Elder Archimandrite Mokentius himself soon after attaining enlightenment under the shade of a protractor. This profound philosophy encourages clarity of mind, skillful focus on any given task, and a general sense of ease in life affirmed by the central tenets of "Don't Care" and "Tough Shit", often abbreviated as "DC" and "TS" to avoid offending the more delicate among his tutelage.

Mr. Moke often motivates his students with the allure of material wealth and affluence in order to get them to strive for their utmost best every waking moment.

Mr. Moke: "Sarah whats the difference between triangle A and triangle B?"
Sarah: "Nothing"
Mr. Moke: "Looks like someone has been subscribing to Moke Philosophy!"
Student 4: "Whaaa?"
(Mr. Moke shakes his head and precedes to write TS on the whiteboard)

Moke Philosophy by SuperUber255 January 16, 2019

philosophia 

Philosophy (from Greek φιλοσοφία, philosophia, literally "love of wisdom") is the study of general and fundamental problems concerning matters such as existence, knowledge, values, reason, mind, and language.

Ashley has a love for Wisdom. You’d call that Philosophia.

philosophia by _msashraza May 31, 2018

Philosophical Moderate 

An individual who does not allow emotions to over take facts, while at the same time not allowing facts to minimize how someone else feels. They are open to discussions, ideas and conversations; and view debates as useful friction. All facets of life are contextual, however, with classic modes of being, trends and stories that can be used as sign posts or guidance (See pragmatism, and stoicism).

James never lost his temper when someone shared a differing opinion from his own. After all he was a philosophical moderate and relished diverse thoughts.

Philosophical Moderate by ModernMichael June 11, 2020

Shrek Philosophy 

Shrek Philosophy

Philosophy on Shrek. Take any quote and then change it around with Shrek or create your own. It must have a deep meaning or some insight into life.

And when the angel Shrek gave unto The Farqaads the tools to build the new swamp, they did so without hesitation. For Eighty-Five years, they prepared the way of the lord. But when the great Fiona came he brought War with him and the fields of the swamp were soaked with the blood of brothers. The only Emancipation he had to offer, was death by onion.

What exactly was the great Shrek, emancipating the donkey from? From his daily puss, from the nobility of honest days work, from wealthy ogres who sponsored them from cradle to grave. Front clothing and shelter and what have they done?, Why go to the Swamp and you shall find out. No ogre is born free, except the white Shrek, and it is our burden to care for the rest of creation.

Shrek Philosophy examples:

Why do you ask Shrek when the delicious question is Shrek? The only difference between Shrek and Donkey...is Puss in boots. Shrek, Shreked, will Shrek. Donkey, donkeyed, will Donkey. If we could perceive Shrek as it really was... what reason would grammar Shreks have to get out of bed? Like us all, Lady Shrek exists across time. Shrek is both alive and dead. Shrek perceives being both. Shrek finds this condition... disagreeable.

Man 1:Man have you heard about the Shrek Philosophy class at Harvard?
Man 2: Yeah dude, it's the best class ever! I would take it again if I could.

Shrek Philosophy by WarGreymon August 8, 2014

Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest 

A Dark Web fictional all adult porn film that contains similar character's of the Harry Potter films, performing sexual acts with wands, fingers, energy stones and fudge. An Epstein island production cult film.

Severus Snape the sexual cult leader that follows the Talmud teachings, decide's that Hermione Granger should share some of her light energy to help repair his cursed soul after when he drinks the proper puka monatomic gold . Draco Malfoy (also a Talmuder) aids Severus on this mission, so Draco can also have a sip of proper puka monatomic gold. This will also gives Draco Paladin (black magic power) star energy for an easier progress of this world, but then having nothing in the after-life. This black magic power makes it a difficult challenge for Harry and Ron Weasley to expose Severus and Draco's satanic cult to the visionary world (to the so-called Gentiles).

Ron knows all about Draco's and Severus Sunday nights with Hermione, but Ron has been black-mailed by Severus to keep his mouth shut! But still gives Harry riddles to what is happening behind the scenes about his girlfriend Hermione in the hands (and fingers) of Draco and Severus. Harry clicked on and decided to make a fudge fest party with Hermione to draw people away from Snape's and Draco''s New World Order schemes. Harry then goes to expose their dirty schemes to his colleagues.

Example 1:

Rabbi: "Just going home to Dark web it and see what's on Red Room"

Tommy: "Go deeper and watch Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest!"

Example 2:

"Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa" is called "wee-fudge-dem-all-ova" in this cult film.

Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest by One Large June 17, 2020

Dan Brown philosophy 

When you're at a party or elsewhere, some people will try to talk all deep except that most of their knowledge is derived from Dan Brown novels. Easily spotted by frequent illusions to the Illuminati and the Holy Grail. The really clever ones will mix in bullshit they read on the Internet.

PERSON 1: I think Camus' "The Stranger" is one of the best illustrations of one's struggle with the absurd.

PERSON 2: Uh, yeah, and the Catholic church is trying to cover up Jesus' bloodline!

PERSON 1: Nice Dan Brown philosophy you've got there.

Dan Brown philosophy by Lairor July 28, 2008