Lairor's definitions

Irish referendum

When you're opposed to something, only to change your mind a year later in favour of it. Just like Ireland did with the Nice and Lisbon treaties.

Guy 1: "Dude! My girlfriend finally agreed!"
Guy 2: "Seriously? I thought last year she was all like "exit only"?
Guy 1: I guess she had an Irish referendum on the matter.

by Lairor February 8, 2010

Dan Brown philosophy

When you're at a party or elsewhere, some people will try to talk all deep except that most of their knowledge is derived from Dan Brown novels. Easily spotted by frequent illusions to the Illuminati and the Holy Grail. The really clever ones will mix in bullshit they read on the Internet.

PERSON 1: I think Camus' "The Stranger" is one of the best illustrations of one's struggle with the absurd.

PERSON 2: Uh, yeah, and the Catholic church is trying to cover up Jesus' bloodline!

PERSON 1: Nice Dan Brown philosophy you've got there.

by Lairor July 28, 2008

white crunk

Kanye West's term for the music of Franz Ferdinand (and possibly like-minded bands). This sound had an influence on him in recording his 2005 album, Late Registration.

"'Diamonds' is kind of white crunk." - Kanye West, referring to his single "Diamonds From Sierra Leone"

by Lairor July 24, 2008

TDIMWTWP(CL)

The Day I Messed With The Wrong Person (Chris Lewis). Acronym coined by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka during his legal battle with Chris Lewis, Director of Communications, Ultimate Creations, Inc., a representative of former wrestler The Ultimate Warrior.

"I shall forever remember this day as the day I messed with the wrong person (Chris Lewis), or 'TDIMWTWP(CL)' for short. I like acronyms. And ponies." - Lowtax

by Lairor April 24, 2005

mixtape

A homemade music compilation (usually on cassette or CD-R) that contains all your favourite tracks. Often you give such a compilation to the guy or gal of your fancy in hopes that it will help you win their heart.

There's no way that girl can say no, I made her the greatest mixtape ever!

by Lairor February 14, 2005

CHE-LIVES

A complete and utter fallacy.

Che doesn't live. He was killed by the Bolivian Army just like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

by Lairor February 5, 2005

version

An instrumental version of a reggae song often dubbed onto the B-side of a single. Sometimes DJs would rap or "toast" over top of these versions. Through the studio manipulation and experimentation of such figures as King Tubby, Augustus Pablo and Lee "Scratch" Perry this practice grew into the reggae subgenre known as dub.

"King Tubby Meets Rockers Uptown," producer Augustus Pablo's version of Jacob Miller's "Baby I Love You So," is far superior to the original.

by Lairor January 9, 2005