noun.
Someone who prides themselves as being an expert in philosophy. They often look down on those who don't know much about philosophy and they often make it a point to "subtly" let everyone know how "smart" and "deep" they are.
Philosophucks tend to be complete douche-bags.
Someone who prides themselves as being an expert in philosophy. They often look down on those who don't know much about philosophy and they often make it a point to "subtly" let everyone know how "smart" and "deep" they are.
Philosophucks tend to be complete douche-bags.
Philosophuck 1: Wow, did you read "Twilight of the Idols" by Nietzche? I must say, he's really my cup of tea. cha cha cha cha
Philosophuck 2: Yes indeed, however, "Leviathan" by Thomas Hobbes really tickles my fancy!
Philosophuck 2: Yes indeed, however, "Leviathan" by Thomas Hobbes really tickles my fancy!
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Having a PhD in misinformation.
Someone, usually your exes new flame, who wants to offer advise, but obviously what THEY say and DO are totally in the opposite directions!
Having a PhD in misinformation.
Someone, usually your exes new flame, who wants to offer advise, but obviously what THEY say and DO are totally in the opposite directions!
ex wife: I just want to enjoy life, sow a few wild oats, live a little.
new flame: I prefer to be a woman of character & have strong morals! I have class!
ex wife: Class? You've been banged more times than a ketchup bottle! You're such a Philosophuck!
new flame: I prefer to be a woman of character & have strong morals! I have class!
ex wife: Class? You've been banged more times than a ketchup bottle! You're such a Philosophuck!
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To have meaningful or spiritual conversation, or to discover life's meaning while having sexual intercourse.
Man, me and Aphrodite were getting it on, and seriously, that was one hell of a philosophuck.
Dude, I totally philosophucked her too! And now we're getting married.
...Dude, she's my girlfriend. You slept with her? Are you philosophucking kidding me?!
Dude, I totally philosophucked her too! And now we're getting married.
...Dude, she's my girlfriend. You slept with her? Are you philosophucking kidding me?!
by Christos or Kristos and Kab March 13, 2010
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James never lost his temper when someone shared a differing opinion from his own. After all he was a philosophical moderate and relished diverse thoughts.
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by Phylosophyckle December 8, 2020
Get the Philosophyckle mug.The act of getting incredibly stoned, upon which the stoned person makes an ingenious remark or theory, only to be told that his ideas/theory's are incorrect and that person is very, very dumb.
person 1: *smokes bong* dudddeee, did you know that when you eat a watermelon seed, a watermelon grows inside of you?
person 2: Uh, no i don't think that's true.
Person 1: Sure it is! i heard it on the internet
Person 2: you sir, are a philosopickle
person 2: Uh, no i don't think that's true.
Person 1: Sure it is! i heard it on the internet
Person 2: you sir, are a philosopickle
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