Phenotard

The belief that people are narrowly defined by phenotype and not by culture, language and identity, leading to endless obsession about phenotypes especially in relation the Southern Europeans and Jews, or categorising of people into binary options of “white people” and “people of color

Person in Quora: How can Spanish people be European if they look like Arabs.

Rebutterr: Don’t be a phenotard, Spanish people have lots of different phenotypes. It’s normal for most countries.

by Scholar of Quinglish April 10, 2020

phenobarbidoll

A play on the word "Phenobarbital", a barbiturate sedative.

You were my mechanical bride, phenobarbidoll.

by discopig June 2, 2015

photarded

Adjective.

1.) A personality trait belonging to those who look stupid in any and all photographs ever taken of them.

Does not apply to people who look stupid outside of photographs.

2.) Can be used singularly, as in referencing one photo.

1.) "You'll have to excuse my obnoxious friend... just give him the camera and make him take the picture. He's completely photarded anyway."

2.) "Don't tag that, I look completely photarded in that picture."

by u5terk March 2, 2009

Phonetard

An individual that experiences life through the video camera function of their phone.

A video showed the recording of some "interesting" event. During that event, the filmer started filming someone else who was also filming the event. I have no doubt that the original filmer was in camera view of someone else who was also recording it. So they were filming someone, filming someone, filming an event. At some point a full loop likely transpired resulting in the original filmer or phonetard catching a glimpse of themselves through their own camera.

by Jargonaut December 18, 2012

Phenomandary

This word is simply a combination of the words Phenomenal and Legendary. It is the most incredible awesome word that you can use to describe something that the word legendary or phenomenal just cant describe.

"Oh shit that movie was phenomandary!!!!"

by AmrcnBadas September 9, 2010

Pelotard

A person with a fanatical, and unreasonable devotion to the Peloton exercise bicycle.

Jesus, those Pelotards in the OPP group are really fucking annoying!

by Peloton Not Offended October 11, 2018

Phonetarded

A word that describes someone who know absolutely nothing about smart phones and how they work. These people usually have to ask for help with everything on their phone wether it is sending a text, taking a photo and worst of all using facebook. This label is mainly used for the older population who just switched from a flip phone to and iPhone.

My great aunt just ditched her flip phone for an iPhone X. I swear she’s phonetarded or something. I’ve had to help her for hours just to learn to text and open safari.

by Hello.gay.im.dad November 6, 2019