pheartarded 

Slang term which depicts the most socially unacceptable people. People whom are rejected by nature, and slowly turned into imbeciles who seem to actually devolve as they grow older.

These people are often Scientologists, or named Justin.

Person1: Wtf, the words in these books are upside down.. I need to buy a new one!

Person2: wow..pheartarded.

pheartarded by CDX July 29, 2007

Pertarded 

A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.

Look at that pertarded Dickhead Tyson. Won't be long until he's drooling and licking windows.

Pertarded by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019

Pertarded 

Pertarded. A word used by people who instead of 'retarded' opt for 'pertarded'.
-Used when something is totally ridiculous and beyond words
-to a lesser extent, used as inoffensive, compared to 'retarded'.
-stemming from 'perturbed', or is it? I dunno..thats 'pertarded'.

''Omg Dan, i totally looked for you in the crowd, but i couldn't...there was this dude who wouldn let me in front, and these strobe lights, not to mention a few clowns off their breasts on E. The whole situation was pertarded.

Pertarded by See Dee June 16, 2010

Heartarded 

1.A couple that is painfully sweet to each other in public or

2.An overbearing emotional response in a sappy manner.

"Those two lovebirds are being completely heartarded."

When my boyfriend proposed, I became heartarded and couldn't speak for 5 minutes.

Heartarded by Danger Mansavage November 8, 2011

pertarded 

The unique emotional state in which a person of questionable intelligence becomes visibly irritated by the equally questionable intelligence of others

After explaining the same thing five times to his supervisee, Shane slammed his computer shut and muttered, "I swear, I’m surrounded by idiots," becoming fully pertarded as he conveniently forgot that he had spent the past three days struggling to log into his own work software.

pertarded by Nincom_p July 10, 2025