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photograme 

The term for the eerie remnants of facebook profile picture sessions while going through another's phone or camera; dozens and dozens of pictures of the owner taken from essentially the same angle, usually in their bathroom or bedroom.
I found some chick's phone in my apartment this morning; luckily because of all this photograme I know exactly who it is.
photograme by spazz128735 April 17, 2010
A message written with a sharpie marker on the inside of a woman's panties, and then sent via mail to a secret, or not so secret admirer.
"I just got the nicest pantygram from my next door neighbor!"
pantygram by ankowai April 20, 2017

phantorgasm

Sensation that occurs when a supernatural entity induces orgasm.
Suddenly, as I searched along the curtains for the source of the draft, my body trembled with aftershocks of phantorgasm.
phantorgasm by David Brewton February 4, 2006

PhantomGamer36 

person 1: whats ur username

person 2: Phantomgamer36
PhantomGamer36 by PhantomGamer36 October 8, 2021

Phantakram 

This word is used when somebody tries to reinforce an argument.
Dogs shouldn't be allowed in the park, phantakram!
Phantakram by Florizi December 22, 2022

Phallogram 

A simple pictorial device representing a penis.

Often consisting of two circles and a long oval to form the popular “cock and balls” configuration.
“Our test dividers were covered in phallograms”

“Those truly skilled may create phallograms in a single pencil stroke, thereby covering every fucking surface within a mile radius without being caught.”
Phallogram by Mount Yermom April 26, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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