ankowai's definitions

Wasn'tbeen

One level below the hasbeen, a wasn'tbeen is a kook who also poses as a hasbeen, the main difference being, the wasn'tbeen never was, but the hasbeen has...

"That dude Gary is such a wasn'tbeen."

by ankowai April 21, 2017

wordarrhea

The opposite of writers block, causes a continuous flow of poorly written content. Usually occurs in the final hours of a deadline, and is often linked with over exposure to social media sites.

An misdiagnosed case of wordarrhea can simultaneously destroy the reputation, and career of the unaware author.

by ankowai October 7, 2018

Smirkle

More than a smirk, but not quite a smile. Also, when Urkel smiles.

Wipe that smirkle off your face before I do it for you!

by ankowai June 1, 2022

pantygram

A message written with a sharpie marker on the inside of a woman's panties, and then sent via mail to a secret, or not so secret admirer.

"I just got the nicest pantygram from my next door neighbor!"

by ankowai April 20, 2017

earlygrab

Grabbing your skateboard by the nose, rail, or tail in preparation to do an aerial while still riding across the flats.

"That kookjust did another earlygrab in the kiddie bowl."

by ankowai April 20, 2017

Humoron

A human being who is unmistakably also a moron.

"Did you hear that humoron trying to rationalize his vote for Trump?"

by ankowai April 20, 2017