phanukkah 

When your phone is at 1% and manages to last the entire car ride home.

A modern day religious experience, whoever you are with must shower you with gifts, one for every song your phone manages to get through.

"Dude on our way back from the concert my phone pulled a phanukkah. The little bastard lasted for eight songs even though it only had 1% battery."

phanukkah by bostoncalling March 26, 2017

Chanukkah 

The Jewish December holiday. For the TRUE story of Chanukkah read 1st & 2nd Maccabees (these 2 books can also be found in CATHOLIC Bibles ).

JOHN 10:22-23,
Now it was the Feast of Chanukkah in Jerusalem, and it was winter ... And Yahshua ("Jesus") walked in the Temple ... (read the rest of the chapter).

Chanukkah by Hicab October 23, 2017

Chanukkah 

The Jewish December holiday. For the TRUE story of Chanukkah read 1st & 2nd Maccabees (these 2 books can also be found in CATHOLIC Bibles ).

JOHN 10:22-23,
Now it was the Feast of Chanukkah in Jerusalem, and it was winter ... And Yahshua ("Jesus") walked in the Temple ... (read the rest of the chapter).

Chanukkah by Hicab October 23, 2017

iPod Hanukkah 

When your iPod has low battery and you think it will die soon but it continues to play on and on and on, much longer that you expected.

"I though we'd have no music for the trip. Thank Seth Rosenstein for iPod Hanukkah!"

iPod Hanukkah by Anthonydalm April 22, 2008

Hanukkah Blunt 

A blunt that lasts for more hours than physically possible. Hunnukah blunts continue around in rotation, providing hits and highness for all in the circle for hours on end.

We couldnt have rolled more than a few grams into that blunt, but somehow it lasted for eight hours! It was a miracle; some kind of Hanukkah blunt.

Hanukkah Blunt by waltfuckingdisney October 19, 2009

hanukkah 

The way too long and somewhat boring winter holiday that really isn't anything other than a weak attempt to apply the least amount of tincture to our children's wounds for not being allowed a Santa Claus at that fercocktenah time of year, comprising the period of the most intense fear mongering and when really close minded and insecure xenophobics worry a kid might for just one day, December 25, rather just be another American kid and get a Master Replica light saber and some weird red and white striped candy from a fat old white guy dressed in red who jets around the world in a reindeer driven sielgh. Oy vey!

"Ok, so what's that about the lump of coal I got for Hanukkah last year?" or "Isn't it enough you cut part of my special friend off?" or "So instead of Toys and elves and magic, all I get to celebrate Hanukkah by having to eat greesy latkes and light candles every single night (8) nights in a row?" or And all this just so my parents can quietly think; "Hey, Busta, aren't we doing a good job making Seth feel better about Santa not visiting with those really pretty Hanukkah cookies and greesy latkes and that really cool story about the Greeks and how Jews found oil to light their candles for a week and a day?" or "I am going to marry that cute gentile Mom and Dad so I can have an excuse to celebrate the other really cool celebration. Hey, admit it, for us kids anyway, Hanukkah can't light a candle to Santa's Toy Time."

hanukkah by Jack the Pink MacHummmberrgerrer September 14, 2006

Hanukkah bowl 

A bowl of that seems like it has only enough pot left for about two more hits, but by an unexplained miracle, it lasts for eight or more tokes.

From the traditional Hanukkah story in which a lamp appeared to have only two days of fuel left, but by a miracle, provided light for eight days.

c.f. Hanukkah joint, Hanukkah bong, etc.

Jerry: "Well, Dave, it looks light this bowl is beat like Rodney King, but why don't you hit that and see if we can squeeze two more tokes from it."
(passes almost cashed bowl to Dave)

Dave: "Man, actually, I got a good hit from it. Kim, why don't you take a hit"
(passes bowl to Kim)

Kim: "I don't know where this is coming from! If we get a few more tokes, it looks like we might just have a Hanukkah bowl (or joint, bong, etc.) on our hands here!"

Hanukkah bowl by Lingin May 5, 2010