Owned by the phone. The phone controls your life. The phone rings - you obey its command. NOT answering the phone is not an option. You are powerless. Regardless of the hour, you will obey its desire no matter how ridiculous the request. Think you had other plans? Forget it. The phone rings and you are phowned.
OMG I have this final tomorrow and I so needed to study, and then the phone rings and now I have to go and meet Francine so I can listen to her whine about her boyfriend all night. I am so phowned!
The Post Hang Out With Girls Fart or (phowgf) is an acronym used to communicate to a bro that one has suppressed their flatulence for an extended period of time due to the presence of females. Usually, the phowgf is something to brag about as it is one loud and potent beast.
Amazing at sex, kissing super hot and funny has a really nice smile very smart and damn is she cute she has a great ass and she always a good person to text damn is that phiona cause that girl is fine!