Petunious
Of or pertaining to a petunia
Petunious by TheWalkiTalki February 14, 2015
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Pecurious
Derived from the words peculiar and curious.
Used to refer to an event or thing that appears as particularly strange and out of the ordinary.
Used to refer to an event or thing that appears as particularly strange and out of the ordinary.
holy petunias
Holy Petunias is a nice way of saying Holy Shit without cursing. This is a great method to use when being an elementary teacher.
Student; Are they going to feed us lunch on the field trip?
Teacher; Holy Petunias I just said they can't.
Teacher; Holy Petunias I just said they can't.
holy petunias by yaknowwho707 July 24, 2022
scattering my petunias
When someone is scattering you petunias, they leave you unsure if you want to cuddle with them and sing cheesy love songs or fuck them until they can't remember which way is up.
scattering my petunias by yillenahoolahey September 22, 2014
Watering the Petunias
When a gentleman or lady decides to please themselves via means of intense masturbation or various other forms of sexual stimuli. Not to be confused with milking the cow, no-watering the petunias implies a good deal of artistry involved in the process of satisfying one's desires.
Gentleman 1: Good day to you, sir. You look to be a man about town, as they say, are you not?
Gentleman 2: Indeed I am, but after 9:30 I retire to my chambers to engage in prolonged sessions of watering the petunias.
Gentleman 2: Indeed I am, but after 9:30 I retire to my chambers to engage in prolonged sessions of watering the petunias.
Watering the Petunias by GodOvGrindcore March 28, 2011
Pecurious
When a situation arises when people are suspected of engaging in sexual acts (making out, oral, intercourse, etc.) when suddenly and suspiciously missing.
Pecurious by J-Bomb and Deener May 19, 2007
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