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petutious 

Also spelled patootious;
Describes a person that is hard to deal with, headstrong, not taking others feelings into consideration whatsoever, someone stuck on their own agenda and unwilling to do anything that isn't there way or plan
A refined way of saying someone is being a butt about something;

Derived from patootie;
My neighbor is so petutious. He keeps driving through my yard when I'm sleeping. The other night he got his truck stuck in my ditch!

When mom found out I wanted to go shopping Saturday, she was very petutious and didn't let me go only because it was my idea.

My sister sure was being patootious about me not washing the dishes. She couldn't quit harping about it.
petutious by DeRidder Dude1 May 1, 2014
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Sir Pentious 

The Naga in hazbin hotel, he is the smol bean that we have come to love, and the egg boi's want to see him find love. He is often shipped with angel dust
Alastor: hey angel would you kiss Sir Pentious for 20 grand?

Angel Dust: no *20 grand falls in his lap, he looks at Sir Pentious both tense*

Sir Pentious: GTF AWAY FROM ME! PERVERT

petetrious 

I hate this song it's so Petetrious
petetrious by Leash14 January 15, 2017

patatious 

of, or relating to patios
Drake: Michael looks so patatious today!
Josh: Oh i know right, he's so patio-like!
patatious by thepatatiousone October 8, 2011

pentious 

"yo there's no way that sir pentious ain't a bean he's precious"
"bro you're right he is-"
pentious by Dreamy Duck December 13, 2019

cutis petutis 

A really cute disease or illness. A Cutis petutis usually forms when you lack a hug of a friendly giant or the sparkles of a pegasus. There is no emergency to go to the doctors office. When you reach the nearest doctor, the cure is a dose of love.
Dylan has a cutis petutis on his left butt cheek
cutis petutis by doctorgurl May 27, 2018

Pecurious 

Derived from the words peculiar and curious.
Used to refer to an event or thing that appears as particularly strange and out of the ordinary.
Person 1: This specification states that only one character is allowed for indicating the state of residence; however, the official state-codes all have two characters!
Person 2 (puzzled): How pecurious!
Person 1: Curiouser and curiouser!
Pecurious by Thingg May 13, 2010
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