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Peenious 

A situation where people so urgent to pee, they got to the hospital to do medical checkups to see there no infection in the bladder.
Tim : yo, Jamal got Peenious

Iffat : shut the fuck little Timmy
Peenious by Naufalicious November 30, 2024
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peenxious 

Similar to hangry, peenxious (pee+anxious) is a state of emotional distress, particularly anxiety, experienced by someone who really has to pee. A person who is peenxious might have trouble doing things they are usually able to do.
I couldn't parallel-park properly because I was so peenxious.
peenxious by @PhillyFairmount March 24, 2017

Peevious 

The word "Peevious" derives from the word "Peeved" or "Peeve." It generally means annoying or bothersome in nature. In a sense saying you're irritated with something.
So after all my points and explanations, you still decide to die on this hill? Come on, that's just peevious, you're literally ignoring all of my points.
Peevious by juju89 April 27, 2023
The state of mind where one feels like a dick about oneself yet remorseful.
The comedian felt penious about telling the fat chick joke to the audience of midgets.
penious by Reprebus August 31, 2006
adj. A word describing a thought or action that is better than genius; generally used among friends and in sociable settings; not commonly associated with male anatomy, unless you have a perverted mind.
That was freaking peenius!
peenius by Aly T. January 27, 2007

big-peenitus 

A rare disease in which the person with it has an extremely large penis. This disease is terminal.
John: Hey man, I just got back from my physical.

Bill: How'd it go?

John: I was diagnosed with big-peenitus
big-peenitus by getnfrisky December 14, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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