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Petty gay 

A heterosexual male who's a little gay, but only to a point; the in between for bi and straight.
Tyler: When I watch straight porn, I try to find the biggest dicks possible, that shit gets me rock hard.

Jake: That seems kind of petty gay man.
Petty gay by NoDak Jack October 15, 2018
Words you can keep
Gay Petty is the next level in true accension into being a master at the petty arts. This is shown in many different ways. It can be you passively aggressively ignoring an ignorant buffoon who is trying to tear you down. Some examples include but are not limited to:

1. Hiding the person's car keys.
2. Damaging a makeup pallet.
3. Backhanded complements

Etc.

The important rule of being gay petty is to do it with style and flare. Leave their jaws dropped walking with the confidence of owning that cat walk in the latest fashion. Slay queen slay!
Person 1: Man this person just isn't getting it, they are obnoxious and just a headache.

Person 2: This calls for the ultimate form of petty.

Person 1: No, they aren't ready.

Person 2: Watch me bitch it's time for being gay petty.

*Chaos unfolds*
Gay Petty by Wolfie woo woo June 24, 2026

That's Pretty Gay 

When your friend says something kinda gay, although not on purpose.
Person 1: I'm so hungry, I would eat a horse dick right now.
Person 2: You sure man? That's pretty gay.

Gay to Pretty Gay 

A statement that encompasses all ranges of an undesired outcome. The event or occurrance could be classified as having some redeeming merit, but overall still sucking, to being a complete waste of time where mockery is not only assured, but mandated. It's also equivilates to "lame to pretty lame."
Guy 1: So I went to that new Magiquest place at the mall, and you get to use magic wands and point them at things to get spells and gold. It's like playing Harry Potter with a Wiimote in a Lazer Tag arena!

Guy 2: Dude, that sounds Gay to Pretty Gay.
Gay to Pretty Gay by Sonic_Boom November 12, 2009

Perty Gay Like That MKAY

When someone uses the term, "Perty Gay Like That, Mkay?", s/he is not in any way referring to a homosexual person. S/he is innocently pointing out that the person is acting perty gay. This is often confused with actually slandering someone for being gay.
You perty gay like that, Mkay?

Pretty Gay 

A term used by most to describe anything unfortunate, undesirable, foolish, or non-stimulating.
Example 1:

Guy 1 - "Hey, did you see the race on sunday?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah, nobody crashed the entire time. Pretty gay."

Example 2:

Girl 1 - "How was your date with Joshua on Saturday?"
Girl 2 - "It was pretty gay. He didn't make a move on me the whole night."
Pretty Gay by Rockaj1012 March 5, 2007

perty gay 

Used in a sense of embarrassment. If someone is "perty gay" they are acting stupid or funny in some way. It's the kind of person you look at and say..."He perty gay!".
You perty gay like that Mkay?
perty gay by SaladTripp January 5, 2004
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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