petruding

petruding is whitto for poppin'

whats petruding matriarch?>

by jeniffer m August 6, 2004

protruding surprise

1. Something that is protruding and surprizing at the same time. Often the protrusion is the cause of the surprise.

2. When a woman conceals a strap-on/dildo and you are fucking or about to fuck, when suddenly she unleases her toy on your anus.

3. When you wake someone up by sticking something in their ass.

#1:
"My ass still hurts after my girlfriend decided to give me a protruding surprise..."

#2:
"Wow! What a protruding surprise!"

by Argonak April 12, 2008

Petraying

Petraying is a verb used to describe someone who really pisses someone else off. The comment is usually made online by someone with severe dyslexia or attempting to type upside down. It first because popular (probably because it wasn't even a term before) when the hit YouTube stars of the "Yogscast" stumbled upon it in there popular Minecraft commentary "The Infected Part 2 - The Nether Circle ".

"He Is Petraying EVERYONE Oh That Sick Son of A Bitch Ill Get Him Back Ok Take The Back Exit"

by The one who is not us December 7, 2012

petrudeness

The state of being fat; fatness.

1) Look at that woman with her petrudeness.
2) Her petrudeness cause the ground to shake as she walked.

by R McL February 29, 2008

perdinger

any protrusion from a larger body. It could be a topographical feature, as a peninsula, or a small floppy mechanical piece on a machine. A "tag mole" is sometimes referred to as a perdinger. Sometimes it can give a connotation of superfluousness; however, a perdinger could also have great significance depending on its individual nature, placement in the universe, and given characteristics.

"Doctor, if you look closely you will notice the tiny perdinger right next to my left eye. I am worried it might be a cancer."

"How do you turn this thing on?... Flip the little perdinger to the left - you have to reach around for it."

"She lived on that little perdinger part of northern Sardinia in a town called Stintino."

The human appendix is a perfect example of an intestinal perdinger.

by Venus Valdosta September 25, 2011

Perusing

Going to Peru and crusing around.

"Went perusing this winter, brought back an Alpaca."

by Puruboi420 June 2, 2018

petcuing

Petcuing is like doing but directly in a sexual way. If you wanna say "can i do you?" in a sexual way, you can just say "can i be petcuing you tonight?" and you will pull off any puss that you want

hello darling, can i be petcuing you tonight???

by Just yes June 14, 2021