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A man, usually a sexy dwarf. Has little power or command and they like to think that they are in control. (they are great in bed)

1. Man! I wanna get in that petroski's pants! It turns me on!

2. Hmmm. -licks lips- mmmm.. Petroski!

Petroski by Alfred Tomahawk October 26, 2008

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petroshius

That friend you’ve known so long that even after many years, it’s like no time has passed, and you can cut through the bullshit and have a real conversation.

I just had the most petroshius renuion.

petroshius by Vogel22 May 16, 2018

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Petrosino

A great Italian Family. This family is consisted of many Italians that came off the boat from Italy and now live all around the United States of America. Some Petrosinos still reside in Italy though most live in America, mainly on the north east coast. Petrosino girls have been know to be very beautiful, sexual, brunette, short, and tan women. If you find a Petrosino don't let them go, for fear of the Petrosino Italian men in the family who are said to be very protective. You have been warned.

Petrosino

Petrosino by HeritageFacts May 7, 2011

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petrovski

1. a hippie who enjoys organic makeup, recycled clothing and notebooks, hemp bracelets with peace symbols, and killing people

2. a lumberjack who eats buffalo bits, and has stuffed ducks on their wall

friend: hey emily... what did you do last night?

emily: oh nothin.. just killed people

friend: wow you are such a petrovski!

petrovski by vaseline111 April 2, 2010

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petrosky

A Leader. Humble, yet confident. A go-to person in any dire situation.

What we need right now is a petrosky.

petrosky by D3uc3s February 14, 2017

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Braden Petrosino

A dude that has a big ass dick....

WOW! His name must be Braden Petrosino, he looks like he has a big ass dick!!

Braden Petrosino by urmom141 March 23, 2022

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petrowski

a name of jewish decent, surname that can only belong to someone who is a jew

that mans name is petrowski, therefore he must be jewish

petrowski by poisonmario December 18, 2009

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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