Petrosimp

pet·ro·simp
/ˈpetrōˌsimp/
noun SLANG, DISPARAGING

A person who demonstrates excessive, often irrational, devotion or loyalty to the fossil fuel industry and related corporate interests eg internal combustion engines. This behavior typically persists despite widespread evidence of the industry's negative environmental impact or the practical superiority of renewable alternatives like solar power and Electric Vehicles (EVs)

"i tried to show eric my new electric vehicle that i charge for free with sunlight, and hes just looked disgusted, scoffed and walked off. hes such a petrosimp

Petrosimp by mr bleakarm May 5, 2026

Petrosino

A great Italian Family. This family is consisted of many Italians that came off the boat from Italy and now live all around the United States of America. Some Petrosinos still reside in Italy though most live in America, mainly on the north east coast. Petrosino girls have been know to be very beautiful, sexual, brunette, short, and tan women. If you find a Petrosino don't let them go, for fear of the Petrosino Italian men in the family who are said to be very protective. You have been warned.

Petrosino

Petrosino by HeritageFacts May 7, 2011

Petosimist 

A blend between "pesimist and optimist". A person that is a pesimist in nature and uses optimism in a pesimistic way.
Credits: contributed by Mozambique's daughter: word wizard

A petosimist speaking: "They are not going to pay me...at least I know "

Petosimist by mozanbique July 7, 2023

Pyrosimpical 

some shit Roblox youtuber he makes cringey af videos on youtube. and he is right now writing a dictionary about himself, end me.

okaodkaoda pyrosimpical

Pyrosimpical by Pyrosimpical June 12, 2020

Braden Petrosino 

A dude that has a big ass dick....

WOW! His name must be Braden Petrosino, he looks like he has a big ass dick!!

Braden Petrosino by urmom141 March 23, 2022

pedosimp

A grown up who behaves like a simp with children.

"You know our teacher Josh? Last week he was such a pedosimp, he gave candy to all the girls in our school!"

pedosimp by LoboXZ March 24, 2020

peddosimp 

Verb: peddosimpa
To peddosimp / att peddosimpa
An act usually done by a pro Fortnite gamer that is attracted by a Poki. He has nice sexy polisongs to and bad grades as he spends most of his time ’peddosimping’(gerund).

People: Hey! You look like a peddosimp bro!

D: Stop bullying me!

peddosimp by MilkIsMilk May 20, 2020