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pet·ro·simp
/ˈpetrōˌsimp/
noun SLANG, DISPARAGING

A person who demonstrates excessive, often irrational, devotion or loyalty to the fossil fuel industry and related corporate interests eg internal combustion engines. This behavior typically persists despite widespread evidence of the industry's negative environmental impact or the practical superiority of renewable alternatives like solar power and Electric Vehicles (EVs)

"i tried to show eric my new electric vehicle that i charge for free with sunlight, and hes just looked disgusted, scoffed and walked off. hes such a petrosimp

Petrosimp by mr bleakarm May 5, 2026

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Petrosino

A great Italian Family. This family is consisted of many Italians that came off the boat from Italy and now live all around the United States of America. Some Petrosinos still reside in Italy though most live in America, mainly on the north east coast. Petrosino girls have been know to be very beautiful, sexual, brunette, short, and tan women. If you find a Petrosino don't let them go, for fear of the Petrosino Italian men in the family who are said to be very protective. You have been warned.

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Petosimist

A blend between "pesimist and optimist". A person that is a pesimist in nature and uses optimism in a pesimistic way.
Credits: contributed by Mozambique's daughter: word wizard

A petosimist speaking: "They are not going to pay me...at least I know "

Petosimist by mozanbique July 7, 2023

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Pyrosimpical

some shit Roblox youtuber he makes cringey af videos on youtube. and he is right now writing a dictionary about himself, end me.

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Pyrosimpical by Pyrosimpical June 12, 2020

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Braden Petrosino

A dude that has a big ass dick....

WOW! His name must be Braden Petrosino, he looks like he has a big ass dick!!

Braden Petrosino by urmom141 March 23, 2022

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pedosimp

A grown up who behaves like a simp with children.

"You know our teacher Josh? Last week he was such a pedosimp, he gave candy to all the girls in our school!"

pedosimp by LoboXZ March 24, 2020

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peddosimp

Verb: peddosimpa
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An act usually done by a pro Fortnite gamer that is attracted by a Poki. He has nice sexy polisongs to and bad grades as he spends most of his time ’peddosimping’(gerund).

People: Hey! You look like a peddosimp bro!

D: Stop bullying me!

peddosimp by MilkIsMilk May 20, 2020

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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