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A selfie... of the penis.
Usually used during a hard flirt, in hot videochat, in stalking, cyberstalking or a prank
"Look how's hot this chick, i'll send her a penfie "
"hey why so blue?; Oh shut up! ...my stalker sent a penfie] on my mom's phone!"
" honey im so horny... i miss you... pls send me a penfie "
Penfie by Brunoide April 10, 2016
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Dude did you see the pelfie abby posted on facebook last night?
Pelfie by Bigdog69 May 16, 2014

Petrie's Principle 

"If everyone likes it, it can't be good." A statement coined by an English teacher to describe shallow films and literature which appeal to the mindless masses.
The Twilight Saga is the poster-child for Petrie's Principle.
Petrie's Principle by Cyanica January 27, 2010

Arabian Petrie 

The act of inserting your penis into your sister's vagina and doing a cartwheel in the desert
John:"Dude me and my sister did the Arabian Petrie last night."
Alex: "Oh yuck!!"
Arabian Petrie by Coolfish October 31, 2010
The place that everyone wants to leave. It's the black hole of suburbia. The high school graduates 91% of all students and yet everyone still hates it and thinks they're getting a far worse education than the inner city. Everyone is unappreciative and everyone wants more. The main attraction of the entire town is Wegmans, a grocery store where nearly half of high school students are employed. There's nothing to do, and most kids turn to alcohol and marijuana for sufficient entertainment. A very generic, dominantly white suburban town in upstate New York.
Penfield is the exact same as every other suburb in Rochester, and we still think we're better.
Penfield by The great an0nymous March 18, 2011
Although originating from a boys name, Petie is infact an affectionate name given to girls.

Peties are the brightest and happiest of people. These bubbly characters are a lot of fun to be around and the greatest people to have as friends. Loving and caring, a Petie will try and be there for you no mater what. You'll be lucky if you ever meet one as she'll always brighten your day <3
Person one: "isnt petie just the best?"
Person two: "yes she absolutely is! love that girl!"
Petie by meg209 May 26, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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