Peter R 

This is the guy, who I fell in love with. I might have a few x's but I have never felt deeply loved. Honestly, right now, I'm blindly falling in love and I don't really know what have I put myself into. But, as for now we are not talking anymore cause, he lost his phone. Well if he never really loved me, then that's fine with me, cause I am the one who chooses to love him and only him. I actually have decided that this Petet R will be the very last boyfriend I will date. So yeah!... thanks for reading my short story folkes🫠...don't mind my obsession with him🙈🥰. Love you guys😘

Me: Dada please don't call me if you are tired oukay!!... cause I know that you must be feeling weak after work
Peter(him): Don't worry mama I will surely call you oukay!

2 HRS LATER
😴😴🛌🥱💤😴🥱🥹🤣🤦 ♀️Peter R is now in 🛌

Peter R by Mama_Rosa November 23, 2023

Peter R. de Vries 

Someone that appears way too much in talk shows. A person that could easily be disliked by a whole country.

Nobody knows why they pronounce the R in Peter R. de Vries.

Bob: Hey did you see Peter R. de Vries on TV last night?
Jan: Man, there was not 1 channel which didn't show his face.

Eve: OMG I can't get Peter R. de Vries out of my head! He's been on television the whole week already. Would you date him?
Alice: Really... I don't date grumpy old men.

Peter R. de Vries by w0ttw0ttw0tt January 16, 2019

Peter Rooter 

It's who to call when you're "tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea".

From an early Cheech & Chong routine.

"Tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea? Call Peter Rooter..."

Peter Rooter by Mr70Homers June 6, 2023

Peter Ruette 

Ruette is a man who is out of all, the most scariest out of all curse words.

Shit.
"GASP!"
Fuck.
"GASP!"
Peter Ruette.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

Peter Ruette by uwupug fada May 15, 2022

Peter Ruette 

to be funny

Adult: Shit
Children: gasp
Adult: fuck

Children: GASP
Adult: bitch

Children: GASP!
Adult: Peter Ruette
Children: AAAAAA

Peter Ruette by appointment November 12, 2020

Peter Ruette 

The scariest curse word, usually used in tandem with Shit, Fuck, and Bitch. The first recorded instance was used by Carykh(Cary Kid Hitter). When used properly, it can scare away schools of -2nd grade people

Carykh: SHIT!(gasp)
Carykh: FUCK!(gasp)
Carykh: BITCH!(gasp)
Carykh: Peter Ruette!(scares away the entire preschool)

Peter Ruette by David(BFDI) June 21, 2023

Peter Ruette 

the scary scariest cures word, the scariest of them all
i so scared of it

adult: SHIT
children: gasp!
adult: FUCK
children: gasp!!
adult: BITCH
children: gasp!!1!1
adult: PETER RUETTE
children: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Peter Ruette by Sharkkyyy June 29, 2023