Guest Adjourned Shit Predicament. The predicament one finds themselves in when busting for a shit whilst expecting a guest or visitor to arrive at any minute; thus forcing one to either take the gamble and snap one off and risk having their expected visitor arrive whilst defecating or hold onto it and hope that it goes back in.
by stitch23red August 26, 2015
Get the GASPmug. Derived from the type of girls found through cyber arrangement that for some reason allude the moral conscience of being concindered a prodtitute because they spend the night and cuddle.
John: What did you do last night?
Rob: Found a girl on the internet that I paid to come spend the night.
John: You got a prostitute?!?
Rob: No, she wasn't a prostitute, she spent the night.
John: You fuck her?
Rob: Yes.
John: You pay her?
Rob: Yes.
John: (Gasps!)
Rob: what's that about??
John: Girlfriends Arranged Seeking Payment even if they cuddle are still on the clock.
Rob: (Gasps)... holy shit, you're right. I got a prostitute last night!
John: We all need a good 'GASP' once in a while.
Rob: Found a girl on the internet that I paid to come spend the night.
John: You got a prostitute?!?
Rob: No, she wasn't a prostitute, she spent the night.
John: You fuck her?
Rob: Yes.
John: You pay her?
Rob: Yes.
John: (Gasps!)
Rob: what's that about??
John: Girlfriends Arranged Seeking Payment even if they cuddle are still on the clock.
Rob: (Gasps)... holy shit, you're right. I got a prostitute last night!
John: We all need a good 'GASP' once in a while.
by Bogus24 November 15, 2017
Get the GASPmug. 1) After emerging from his tankless, two-minute-and-thirty-seven-second dive, Frank gasped for air with deep, exhausted breaths.
2) I gasped when I learned that Lena was in fact the one who wrote the "Anel was here" message on the blackboard that hat gotten us detention.
2) I gasped when I learned that Lena was in fact the one who wrote the "Anel was here" message on the blackboard that hat gotten us detention.
by Confident Lefty April 9, 2006
Get the Gaspmug. by BobR September 3, 2010
Get the gaspingmug. *gasp* I cannot believe this I have zero words just shook... or
*gasp* omg really I didn't know you were gay?! btw love that hot pink purse today where did you get it?
*gasp* omg really I didn't know you were gay?! btw love that hot pink purse today where did you get it?
by wig has been snatched August 23, 2018
Get the *gasp*mug. by *gasp* it's deb! December 15, 2008
Get the *gasp*mug. by Do I Know You February 13, 2003
Get the gaspmug.