Petars

The one religious figure that will squeeze and twist everyone’s nipple’s on the night of April 20th.

“Look in the sky!”
“It’s a plane!”
“It’s a bird!”
“It’s-!”
“Petars flying like the lord he is to squeeze and twist nipples!”

Petars by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 26, 2021

Evan Peters 

The sexiest man on the planet

Thomas : What's your biggest dream?
Me : That Evan Peters eats me out.

Evan Peters by queen of everything August 19, 2014

maisie peters 

girlboss

Maisie Peters is a certified girlboss and the artist with the coolest number one ever.

maisie peters by radstyke February 16, 2022

Evan Peters 

the hottest sexiest man alive. mainly known for ahs (American Horror Story) fanbase is mainly teenage girls. i cant get over how sexy he is.

Amy: “Evan Peters is the only man I love”
Jess: “Yessss Evan Peters can slam my fingers in a waffle iron and I’d thank him.”

Evan Peters by annabienkowski November 13, 2020

Evan Peters 

thicc daddy
also an actor, mainly know for his work on Ahs (american horror story)

"do you watch ahs?"
"yesss evan peters is so hot"

Evan Peters by leoleeo July 2, 2019

Petersonian 

A term which has recently popped up in meme culture after being said by bronzeswords on twitter, and later used in a Sonic The Hedgehog Parody made by youtuber Jehtt.

Nobody truly knows what it means, but it's derivative actually comes from famous psychologist and political speaker Jordan Peterson, who speaks on the human nature, moral discussions, and other philosophical mediums brought into modern society.

bronzeswords is attempting to take Jordan Peterson's philosophical takes on humanity and apply them in a metaphorical way that grasps at his intentions during his tangent.

"I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in "speedrunning" The reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario')."
"...Hey man, what the fuck are you talking about?"

Petersonian by Jockstrap C0wboy February 9, 2022

Geoffrey Peterson 

Geoffrey Peterson is the robot sidekick with a mohawk on the Craig Ferguson show. Aside from appearing in the twitter jingles and introducing the twitter and email segment of the show, he is known for his random phrases and for the fact that his mouth is often agape when he isn't speaking. Though his name is Geoffrey he occasionally goes by the nickname Geoff.

Craig: What time is it Geoffrey Peterson?
Geoff: Hey! What's happening in tweet land?
Viewer at home: This show is amazing!

Geoffrey Peterson by Cuddlefish6 September 2, 2010