Definitions by GrassiestOfTheGrassy

The city of Kiel 

A peaceful German city

The city of Kiel, won a competition sponsored by Nintendo last night. Every hobo on Earth ejaculated 100 gallons of semen within 24 hours in celebration of Kiel’s victory (Yes, I mean EVERY hobo, including your distant aunt from Tel Aviv).

The city of Kiel by GrassiestOfTheGrassy October 27, 2021

Blotchy

One of the most disgusting-sounding words in the English language.

1 “My vision is so blotchy.”
2 “Say blotchy again and I’ll jam my thumbs into your eye sockets.”

Blotchy by GrassiestOfTheGrassy September 6, 2021

Cawfee 

It’s coffee, but mixed with mucus until the density is similar to that of glue.

1 “Hello, what can I get ya’!”
2 “Hello, can I get the usual?”
1 “Will do, Grace!”
1 *Throats own index finger*
1 *Vigorously spits mucus into fresh coffee painfully while gagging on what’s climbing*
1 “Here you, Grace. A cawfee!”
2 “Thank you! I won’t get cawfee from anyone else!”

Cawfee by GrassiestOfTheGrassy September 5, 2021

Peanut 

When someone nuts and urinates at the same time and everything within 45 centimeters will just vanish

“Why is there a hole in the ground?”
“Someone did a peanut.”
“Oh, not again...”

Peanut by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 27, 2021

Petars

The one religious figure that will squeeze and twist everyone’s nipple’s on the night of April 20th.

“Look in the sky!”
“It’s a plane!”
“It’s a bird!”
“It’s-!”
“Petars flying like the lord he is to squeeze and twist nipples!”

Petars by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 26, 2021

Pete 

The one responsible for April 20th; the night he flies over everyone’s houses to squeeze and twist the nipples of everyone within 6 hours. I mean EVERYONE, Pete doesn’t discriminate.

Pete is streaming Apex Legends instead of twisting everyone’s nipples like the lord he is.

Pete by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 25, 2021

git gud 

A phrase said to mock/give advice to someone that lost and isn’t good.

1 “I lost a thousand dollars last night in Poker.”
2 “lol git gud you dumb hobo

git gud by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 24, 2021