GrassiestOfTheGrassy's definitions

The city of Kiel

A peaceful German city

The city of Kiel, won a competition sponsored by Nintendo last night. Every hobo on Earth ejaculated 100 gallons of semen within 24 hours in celebration of Kiel’s victory (Yes, I mean EVERY hobo, including your distant aunt from Tel Aviv).

by GrassiestOfTheGrassy October 27, 2021

Cawfee

It’s coffee, but mixed with mucus until the density is similar to that of glue.

1 “Hello, what can I get ya’!”
2 “Hello, can I get the usual?”
1 “Will do, Grace!”
1 *Throats own index finger*
1 *Vigorously spits mucus into fresh coffee painfully while gagging on what’s climbing*
1 “Here you, Grace. A cawfee!”
2 “Thank you! I won’t get cawfee from anyone else!”

by GrassiestOfTheGrassy September 5, 2021

Blotchy

One of the most disgusting-sounding words in the English language.

1 “My vision is so blotchy.”
2 “Say blotchy again and I’ll jam my thumbs into your eye sockets.”

by GrassiestOfTheGrassy September 6, 2021

Shower Curtain

A curtain for you shower.

“Without this shower curtain, I would be flashing everyone in the house, but oh boy would they be stunned to see a 9-inch penis covered in body wash and water.”

by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 23, 2021

git gud

A phrase said to mock/give advice to someone that lost and isn’t good.

1 “I lost a thousand dollars last night in Poker.”
2 “lol git gud you dumb hobo

by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 24, 2021

Pete

The one responsible for April 20th; the night he flies over everyone’s houses to squeeze and twist the nipples of everyone within 6 hours. I mean EVERYONE, Pete doesn’t discriminate.

Pete is streaming Apex Legends instead of twisting everyone’s nipples like the lord he is.

by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 25, 2021

Petars

The one religious figure that will squeeze and twist everyone’s nipple’s on the night of April 20th.

“Look in the sky!”
“It’s a plane!”
“It’s a bird!”
“It’s-!”
“Petars flying like the lord he is to squeeze and twist nipples!”

by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 26, 2021