The pet name given to the fabulously attractive actor Evan Peter's peachy arse. As seen in tv series american horror story
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"I'm driving down the road with your head stuck in my window, what do you think I'm doing, you penarse?"
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Super hot, I mean straight smokin’. When you see his ass you’ll literally fall over and fucking die that it’s so amazing. Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen brings tears to the eyes of the most stone cold men. He really is perfect.
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Jerry: Hey, Jim, I'm Petersexual.
Jim: What's that?
Jerry: SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS! Wait, that's his chin.
Jim: What's that?
Jerry: SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS! Wait, that's his chin.
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Get the Petersexual mug.A portmanteauof "retarded" and "petard," it describes a plan backfiring on you in such a way that you are left looking utterly ridiculous. It combines the concept of retarded--which is to say mentally deficient--and the phrase "hoisted by your own petard," which means to have damage done to you by the means you had intended to employ to damage others. A petard is an explosive used to break down barricades in warfare, and so petarded can also mean "blown up," in some circumstances.
You ratted Dan out for stealing that camera, but in doing so proved that you were his accomplice? Dude, you're petarded.
Jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. Totally petarded.
Jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. Totally petarded.
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Get the petarded mug.The one religious figure that will squeeze and twist everyone’s nipple’s on the night of April 20th.
“Look in the sky!”
“It’s a plane!”
“It’s a bird!”
“It’s-!”
“Petars flying like the lord he is to squeeze and twist nipples!”
“It’s a plane!”
“It’s a bird!”
“It’s-!”
“Petars flying like the lord he is to squeeze and twist nipples!”
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