petarse 

The pet name given to the fabulously attractive actor Evan Peter's peachy arse. As seen in tv series american horror story

Oh my god! Did you the amount of petarse in that last episode of AHS ?? Its so goddamn peachy

petarse by hemsicorn June 30, 2014

Penarse 

A silly billy.

"I'm driving down the road with your head stuck in my window, what do you think I'm doing, you penarse?"

Penarse by Rob Weir October 2, 2003

Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen 

Super hot, I mean straight smokin’. When you see his ass you’ll literally fall over and fucking die that it’s so amazing. Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen brings tears to the eyes of the most stone cold men. He really is perfect.

Damn Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen is so fucking hot.

Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen by Hunky Man March 11, 2021

Petersexual 

People sexually attracted to Peter Griffin, due to his chin being shaped like testicles. See Peter [Griffin's chin] for more details.

Jerry: Hey, Jim, I'm Petersexual.
Jim: What's that?
Jerry: SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS! Wait, that's his chin.

Petersexual by McBoobs (IHateShitters) October 17, 2020

petarded 

A portmanteauof "retarded" and "petard," it describes a plan backfiring on you in such a way that you are left looking utterly ridiculous. It combines the concept of retarded--which is to say mentally deficient--and the phrase "hoisted by your own petard," which means to have damage done to you by the means you had intended to employ to damage others. A petard is an explosive used to break down barricades in warfare, and so petarded can also mean "blown up," in some circumstances.

You ratted Dan out for stealing that camera, but in doing so proved that you were his accomplice? Dude, you're petarded.

Jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. Totally petarded.

petarded by Talmanes December 3, 2006

petarded 

An acute use of the word Retarded. Retarded to the second power. Pretty Retarded.

"Did you see that guy giving me those ridiculous pick-up lines?"

"Yeah, he was petarded!"

petarded by instrumentoffear March 24, 2009

Petars

The one religious figure that will squeeze and twist everyone’s nipple’s on the night of April 20th.

“Look in the sky!”
“It’s a plane!”
“It’s a bird!”
“It’s-!”
“Petars flying like the lord he is to squeeze and twist nipples!”

Petars by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 26, 2021