Petardy 

Someone who is extremely dumb and, or has made a bad decision.

Getting extremely drunk last night was a very petardy thing for us to do!

Petardy by Loranne May 20, 2009

Obramboslovska petarda 

A ritual dating back to Ancient Greece, commemorating the union between Ares, the god of war, 4 brave greek wariors and Aphrodite, the goddes of love.

The ritual consists of sexual intercorse between 2 parties. In the first party a group of 5 (male) Defnsive studies students (which are direct descendants of brave greek warriors), and a female volunteer who has the honor to partake in such a famous tradition.

They performed an obramboslovska petarda.
The Obramboslovska petarda was a real success.

Obramboslovska petarda by nakrovu November 8, 2018

petard 

a device contrived to hurt another person; boobytrap; an explosive contraption used in warfare to blow in a door or form a breach in a wall.

to "hoist by one's own petard" means you have been hurt or caught by the very device that you intended to hurt someone else. This phrase is often used mockingly, as if to say that you stepped in your own mess.

petard by Dr. Dave January 7, 2004

petarded 

A portmanteauof "retarded" and "petard," it describes a plan backfiring on you in such a way that you are left looking utterly ridiculous. It combines the concept of retarded--which is to say mentally deficient--and the phrase "hoisted by your own petard," which means to have damage done to you by the means you had intended to employ to damage others. A petard is an explosive used to break down barricades in warfare, and so petarded can also mean "blown up," in some circumstances.

You ratted Dan out for stealing that camera, but in doing so proved that you were his accomplice? Dude, you're petarded.

Jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. Totally petarded.

petarded by Talmanes December 3, 2006

petarded 

An acute use of the word Retarded. Retarded to the second power. Pretty Retarded.

"Did you see that guy giving me those ridiculous pick-up lines?"

"Yeah, he was petarded!"

petarded by instrumentoffear March 24, 2009

PETArd 

A nasty and insulting word for members of PETA, an animal-rights terrorist organization. They are usually destroying property or protesting at McDonalds.

An idiot PETArd threw paint on my fur coat, so I sued her for over a million dollars and won.

PETArd by weirdgirl June 18, 2003

Petarda 

Someone who behaves (intentionally or not) in a way that might be deemed as ridiculous, attention-seeking or comedic for pure self-enjoyement.

We're laughing so loud everybody's looking at us... We're such "petardas".

Petarda by UrbanKoan June 6, 2023