Pestach

rural community of Crackers, Honkies, and jobless drunk ass mother fuckers in South Mississippi.

Ya Mamas from Pestach!

Pestach by D.J. Necaise June 28, 2003

pesach 

'Pay-sock" what your Jewish and Yahwist friends call Passover. EXODUS chapters 12-13 is the first Passover, Yahweh delivers the Israelites out of Egypt. The Last Supper and Crucifixion of Jesus (Yahshua) were on Passover (Matthew chapters 26-27, Mark chapters 14-15, Luke chapters 22-23, John chapters 12-19).

Shlomoh: Happy Easter Bob!

Bob: Happy Pesach Shlomoh!

pesach by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

Pistachino 

Noun: A pistachio that has not split open and therefore cannot be opened and eaten like a regular pistachio.

plural:Pistachinos

Usage:
In my last handful of pistachios I got 3 pistachinos.

Pistachino by Champel January 16, 2011

PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) 

A non-life-threatening, but common and annoying syndrome brought on by frequent use of thumb nails to crack open pistachios; Symptoms include but are not limited to, aching of the thumbs; fissures or punctures found on the thumbs; thumb nails cracked, broken and ALWAYS much shorter than other finger nails. The only cures developed are cursing like a sailor in short bursts, shelled pistachios, the use of implanted squirrel teeth, or completely discontinuing the fabulous, salty roasted nut, however, most serious pistachio consumers would rather live with the syndrome.

Bitch be needing a mani...PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) in full effect...

PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) by CUNDSNO December 15, 2012

pistachio 

To refer to a member of the opposite sex in conversation when such discussion may be considered overly discriminatory or sexist when being overheard. Can refer to the USDA system of grading for pistachio nuts and shells (i.e. U.S. Fancy, U.S. Extra No. 1, U.S. No. 1, and U.S. Select).

"Check out the pistachio by the doorway. Extra No. 1 grade."
"Agreed."

pistachio by shabazzier January 5, 2017

pastachios 

it's pistachios, but italian

Damn Ethan those are some good pastachios, said Davin eagerly.

pastachios by Davethandd May 19, 2017

pistachio pudding 

When your sick girlfriend hawks a loogie after you cum in her mouth.

Tamara was sick, so I came in her mouth and she made pistachio pudding

pistachio pudding by Superlance1 November 28, 2013