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Pervetron

(PERV – uh – tron), noun; portmanteau of pervert + electron

Ostensibly an airport security device that electromagnetically scans the entire body of the suspect, er traveler, and then delivers porn-grade, virtual images of said man, woman or child to underpaid TSA apparatchiks and the geeky technicians who maintain the device.
Sergio: Hey, Vito! Come feast yo' eyes on the piece of cheesecake that just walked into our new Pervetron-6900!

Vito: Man, those gotta be at least 36-Ds! Hey, Sergie! Zoom in there… is that a clit ring I see?

Sergio: Oh, yea! Cha-ching! We's got ourse'f a money shot!

Vito: Quick, Serge! Snap a picture with your iPhone for the collection!
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extreme pervertion

When some1 becomes extremely horny and perverted that it becomes a sport. An individual practicing this sport usually tends to brake things.
Mikes was practicing extreme pervertion while we were trying to clean up.
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Pervation

Used by extremist environmentalists to refer to acts by human beings inside of nature. Essentially derogatory towards those who believe that even the thoughtful sharing of nature's amenities with humans is ultimately always destructive to nature, and thus a perversion of the natural order of nature. It is a stance which declares that humans do not belong in nature, and are not an integral part of nature.
The pervation caused by the hiking trail in the nature preserve has permanantly altered the eco-system in a manner which will utimately lead to the collapse of the entire region.
by DesertExplorer June 12, 2011
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Perversonality

One’s freaky side, often shown through anonymous blogging of porn on the internet or kinky activities such as BDSM.
‘I’ve known Jim for years, but I have only recently gotten to know his perversonality through Tumblr.’
by Proudwarrior June 12, 2012
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pertronium

some that says smart words is a pertronium
i just found a dipolodocolus, he would be a pertronium
by hnzi June 26, 2020
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Pervention

The act of cock blocking a pervert from performing any form of sexual assault.
You need to step in with some pervention against your boi, he’s taking unsolicited pictures of girls at the bar.
by CabritoSnow September 3, 2020
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Captain Pervatron

A person who is very good at perving at women
Wow, your really are captain Pervatron....
by KrankyThumbs April 25, 2016
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