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perverse family

something very…very…unsettling on twitter… contains extreme kinks, someone shit in someone’s mouth, a girl coochie got suctioned out of her body, and a lot of incest.

how tf did they stick the whole leg in? how does the organ even function after that? why did they have so much bottled cum? so many questions…
after clicking that link that led to the perverse family video im traumatized…should’ve minded my own goddamn business..
perverse family by traumatizedperson November 22, 2021

Lifetime Perversion Pass

What you get once you complete 12 years of religious schooling, allowing you to spend the rest of your life exploring all of the things your education repressed.
"Man, she showed me how to do some things I never even imagined. Where has she been all of my life."

"12 years of Catholic education; you did your time. You earned your lifetime perversion pass."
Lifetime Perversion Pass by JScotts February 14, 2009

savik's law of perversity in fashion 

those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.

For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.
Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.

*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.

Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion 

A. Literally, As though extremely sacred, and yet against the predefined moral path. A fake holy heracy.

B. Something random that is shouted in the first verse of "Psychosocial" by Slipknot
Packaging Subversion, Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion

Pervertasaurus 

An ancient creature which lured small creatures to its cave so it could gain sexual pleasure.

Or a pedo.
That Herbert is a right Pervertasaurus.
Pervertasaurus by Crimgoure June 10, 2009

Perverse instantiation 

An outcome unforeseen by the creator of artificial intelligence.
Perverse instantiation came upon the designer of sky net , once the machines started to take over the world.
Perverse instantiation by Davidsea December 4, 2016
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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