Definitions by Crimgoure

Metallic Graham 

When you're kissing a woman, when you realise that it's actually a shemale.

Holy shit, last night I had a Metallic Graham!

Metallic Graham by Crimgoure June 10, 2009

Pervertasaurus 

An ancient creature which lured small creatures to its cave so it could gain sexual pleasure.

Or a pedo.

That Herbert is a right Pervertasaurus.

Pervertasaurus by Crimgoure June 10, 2009