Perthie

Pethie Cerlit is a rich blonde boy who was birthed by his mother who had a lisp. He was supposed to be Percy, but his parents just said "Screw it." and named him Perthie. He is a player and has a huge finger-biting kink. He is the son of a headmaster and has all of those boujie things that rich boys do. He rides in a limo and lets girls sit on his lap, although he is just a high schooler.

"Hey~ I like it when you do that . .biting my fingers."
"I-- Perthie --"

"Ahaha, let's ride in my limo and eat gourmet meals."

by Mickeu March 17, 2020

Perthie

A guy who was named by a mom with a lisp. He was gonna be named Percy but the dad said "screw it" and his name is Perthie. Oh and he got a lisp too so no one knows he was gonna be named Percy

guy 1: man who named Perthie
guy 2: dunno, feel bad for him

by Eclair will steal your kidneys March 17, 2020

perther

n. Sheep that has no apparent desire to follow the activities of the flock and thus, by extension, both a person ridiculed for not fitting in, and a free-thinking person who doesn't follow convention.

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Look at the bleeding perther with the funny wide hat!

You mean the fellow with no facial melanomas?

by gnostic 1 May 6, 2013

perthian

A Perth who was born in or lives in Perth, Western Australia.

"I'm a proud Perthian, I was born and raised there"

by kitta April 14, 2004

Perthed

A verb originating from the small world phenomenon. Normally six degrees of separation are said to connect everybody, but one only needs to go about three degrees to connect the residents of Perth, Western Australia (remotest mainland city in the world) to each other. Usually the residents are quite surprised when they discover that .

"My head's still spinning from being Perthed again this weekend!"

"Wow, my parents' neighbour is the hospital, in the bed next to my wife. What a Perthing!"
(ie, the chain is wife-speaker-parents-neighbour)

by Ryan April 26, 2005

Perthetic

Adj;
Portmanteau of the words 'Perth' and 'Pathetic', pronounced Perth-thetic; in reference to the state of social existence or general attitudes of residents in the city of Perth, Australia. Often associated with laziness or an extreme 'Ho-Hum' demeanor.

-What do you mean you're closing at 4:30?! The sign says you're open till 5. That's just Perthetic

-The drivers here are perthetic! Doesn't anyone actually care about getting to where they're going? Hey Jerkass! The Overtaking Lane is for Overtaking!!!

by Sneaky Tiki March 25, 2011

Perthian

- Noun (pl. Perthians) (Less commonly, Perthite)

A native or inhabitant of Perth, Western Australia.

Inaccurately perceived by foreigners as being a progressive and trendy individual (their city, incidentally, consistently ranks amongst the world's most livable), The Perthian is (more correctly) stereotyped by other Australians as unsophisticated and bogan, to a level almost on par with that of the average Queenslander.

- Adjective

Of, or relating to Perth (Western Australia).

1.
Perthian: "I may not be able to read and write, but I'm a Perthian, and proud of it!"
Non-Perthian Australian: "... But being a Perthian's not something to be proud of..."
Non-Perthian Australian 2: "... And what happened to your cultural cringe, are you guys even Australian or what?"
<Non-Perthians share an uneasy look>

2.
Non-Perthian Australian 1: "Mate, get a load of all the ugg boots, flannel shirts and young teenage mums pushing prams"
Non-Perthian Australian 2: "Indeed, one could say the atmosphere here is very… Perthian…"
<Both snigger>

by Charlemagne1993 April 26, 2014