Perthed

A verb originating from the small world phenomenon. Normally six degrees of separation are said to connect everybody, but one only needs to go about three degrees to connect the residents of Perth, Western Australia (remotest mainland city in the world) to each other. Usually the residents are quite surprised when they discover that .

"My head's still spinning from being Perthed again this weekend!"

"Wow, my parents' neighbour is the hospital, in the bed next to my wife. What a Perthing!"
(ie, the chain is wife-speaker-parents-neighbour)

Perthed by Ryan April 26, 2005

Perthed

Getting poor value or having an experience that is of lower quality/standard than you would expect in a metropolitan city.

Taylah: How'd ya dinner go at tha Atrium mate?

Axel: Got Perthed brah. Food geddin worse ev'ry time I go. Imma beached as...

Perthed by sispec warrior November 3, 2013

perther

n. Sheep that has no apparent desire to follow the activities of the flock and thus, by extension, both a person ridiculed for not fitting in, and a free-thinking person who doesn't follow convention.

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Look at the bleeding perther with the funny wide hat!

You mean the fellow with no facial melanomas?

perther by gnostic 1 May 6, 2013

perthudasisologibitripitarian 

Noun ~ philosophy
A philosophical attitude associated with the existential approach that human suffrage is paramount to the human experience. The perthudasisologibitripitarian is the mascot for those in the pursuit of goals that, though readily obtainable, somehow flitter away before achieving. Generally due to external forces and/or random variables unnoticeable to the intended benefactor before or during said pursuit. It is also notable that these goals, though rarely meet, are generally quite humble by nature and relatively insignificant when compared to other human endeavors so gallantly achieved by non-perthudasisologibitripitarian’s. Example of the latter would be: making it to the store and back without incident with police, muggers, vampires, Dunn & Bradstreet employees, pockets with holes, scammer’s, fueless vehicles, annoying relatives, frequently fretted free-loaders, etc. Though bruised and scarred from their relentless activity in a hostile and indifferent universe, the perthudasisologibitripitarian is resilient by nature and optimistic by choice.

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The perthudasisologibitripitarian was dismayed to learn that the ‘spare change’ she shared with the Broadway Extension Beggar also included her house keys and the 1876 silver dollar recently discovered while shoveling rancid sediment from her lovers lavish latrine.

per’ - L. meaning thoroughly, utterly.

‘thud’ - Eng. The sound of ones head hitting walls, wooden planks or any object with little or no recoil.

‘sis’ - Greek. a state of being, condition
‘ology’ - Ger. A branch of knowledge
‘bi’ - if at first you don’t succeed, try it again.

‘tri’ - o.k., fine. one more time… with great exuberance!
‘pi’ - 3.141592.….. Phuck-it! I’m hammering away until ....
'arian' - advocate of a doctrine or discipline

perthudasisologibitripitarian by Gillypud Daffodil June 28, 2010

Perched 

A gay man standing, sitting, or posing in a cunty or feminine manner

"Gurl, who is that queen over there perched by the bar"

"Child, that's Miss James, she's a legendary kiki"

Perched by DivaLiscous2 May 2, 2010

Perched 

Having next level fun/excitement or can reference the perfect level of being drunk.

I was perched at that concert last night!
Auston Matthews was perched during his first NHL game

Perched by Perched April 1, 2017

Perched 

The act of getting a fish (specifically a perch) getting shoved up your asshole.

Did you hear the story of that game warden getting perched by those fisherman?

Perched by 420sandwich May 5, 2022