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A guy who was named by a mom with a lisp. He was gonna be named Percy but the dad said "screw it" and his name is Perthie. Oh and he got a lisp too so no one knows he was gonna be named Percy
guy 1: man who named Perthie
guy 2: dunno, feel bad for him
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