An American who is easily manipulated by appeals to superficial pro-American sentiment. Is often a jingoist and rarely if ever opposes any US military action; dismisses all who oppose such military action as liberals or Un-American.

Typically rejects out of hand any criticism of his country's foreign policy, no matter how justified, unless the criticism is that America isn't being 'tough' enough in some way. Confuses support for the people and/or the founding values of his country with support for his country's government, especially if his political party of choice (almost always the Republican Party) is in power.

Uncritically swallows propaganda and slogans representing the above mindset - for example: America is 'Hated For Our Freedoms' and the troops are 'Fighting For Our Freedoms'.

Tends to place far greater importance on the trappings of patriotism (American flags, etc.) than on protecting the Constitution or upholding America's founding values.

Worships the US military. Often a Fox News fan.

"My country, right or wrong"

A patriotard says "yes!" whenever the state does some act of senseless barbarism abroad. A liberal is somone who says "yes!" when the state does some act of senseless barbarism at home.

Patriotard by frubble March 23, 2011

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partitard • partytarded • part-tarded • part tard • Party Tard • pritard • Patriotard • Paratard • Parktarded • partard

Fast-Lane Parktard

The oblivious, offensive motorist who ABSOLUTELY REFUSES to move from the left lane under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES...

Who teaches someone to enter the highway at a dangerous, ridiculously slow pace and IMMEDIATELY move to the left/passing lane and JUST FUCKING SIT THERE...FOREVER, AND EVER!
A Fast-Lane Parktard, that's who...dumb-ass!

Fast-Lane Parktard by YAWA May 17, 2019

Patriotard

1.)Anyone who didn't have a flag or a bible before September 11th but all of the sudden became a complete tool for the Republican Party.

2.)Those Extreme Sports Punks from the movie "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle."

3.) Idiots that ran around waving the flag after September 11th but could of careless about it before.

Hey Patriotard!
Where was your flag and bible on September 10th?

Patriotard by Mike February 25, 2005

pritard

The driver of a toyota Prius. Overcome by smugness and self righteousness, Prius drivers not only fail to realize they drive a piece of shit. They also fail at driving, and generally life eg. The Pritard in the car dealership will happily agree to pay 50% over ticket price.

Pritards replaced Volvo drivers, and actually surpass them for their demonstration of blind stupidity on the road.

Oi Pritard. You drive like my mothers bitch.

Damn near killed me, Old Chinese lady driving like a pritard.

pritard by livebythesword June 4, 2009

partisandock25

Part of the CatsWithSMGS gang. He is the destroyer of every single brain cell you have left. It's impossible to win an argument with him because he uses the dumbest logic he could pull out of his ass. By the time he's done talking you will have nothing left of your intelligence. But alas he is one of The Boys and you can not have a party without him

Guy 1: Does the bible have a sequel?

Guy 2: Dude, What the fuck! Of course the bible doesn't have a sequel. Stop being a partisandock25

partisandock25 by PartisansBitch November 1, 2020

partard

PARtially reTARDed or just really stupid

wow matt is such a fucking partard

partard by speshul_K September 10, 2005

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026