permatard
Joe: Behind Chuck Norris' beard is not a chin, but another fist.
Bob: I don't get it.
Joe: That's because you're a permatard!
Bob: I don't get it.
Joe: That's because you're a permatard!
permatard by kennyattic April 12, 2007
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Permafart
When a person with sever flatulence sits on upholstered furniture and the vapor of their farts have permeated the fabric to the extreme that no amount of cleansing or odor remover can remove the smell.
Permatrip
1. The state of mind in which the brain defaults to a permanent psychedelic perception of reality commonly induced by over-consumption of psychedelic drugs
2. A really interesting psychedelic rock/metal band www.facebook.com/permatrip
2. A really interesting psychedelic rock/metal band www.facebook.com/permatrip
Jack and Sally each drank a juice glass full of liquid LSD. Needless to say, they are both currently in a permatrip. If you take the ticket, you ride the ride.
Permatrip by TommyTimeless October 13, 2014
Permanary
1. A combination of the words permanent and temporary.
2. Used when someone presents something as permanent when it is actually temporary and/or vice versa. This may be done purposefully or in error.
2. Used when someone presents something as permanent when it is actually temporary and/or vice versa. This may be done purposefully or in error.
a.
BOSS: This will be your office while you work here.
YOU: This windowed cornered office is the business.
COWORKER/JERK: Don't get too comfy. No one has stayed in this office too long. It is totally permanary.
b. Just because he/she says "We are going to be together for ever..." doesn't mean that the relationship will avoid permanarity.
BOSS: This will be your office while you work here.
YOU: This windowed cornered office is the business.
COWORKER/JERK: Don't get too comfy. No one has stayed in this office too long. It is totally permanary.
b. Just because he/she says "We are going to be together for ever..." doesn't mean that the relationship will avoid permanarity.
Permanary by Grymm Deth February 2, 2010
permaturd
Pertarded
A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.
Pertarded by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019
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