permatard 

Noun. Related to the word retard. A very stupid person who does not understand things.

Joe: Behind Chuck Norris' beard is not a chin, but another fist.
Bob: I don't get it.
Joe: That's because you're a permatard!

permatard by kennyattic April 12, 2007

Permafart

When a person with sever flatulence sits on upholstered furniture and the vapor of their farts have permeated the fabric to the extreme that no amount of cleansing or odor remover can remove the smell.

I need to buy a new office chair, because Eddie permafarted on mine.

Permafart by Y26Sugars February 7, 2010

Permatrip 

1. The state of mind in which the brain defaults to a permanent psychedelic perception of reality commonly induced by over-consumption of psychedelic drugs

2. A really interesting psychedelic rock/metal band www.facebook.com/permatrip

Jack and Sally each drank a juice glass full of liquid LSD. Needless to say, they are both currently in a permatrip. If you take the ticket, you ride the ride.

Permatrip by TommyTimeless October 13, 2014

pervtard 

Someone is so perverted it makes them seem retarded.

Billy is a pervtard. He thinks about sex so much he can't focus on breathing right.

pervtard by FactRzerO November 17, 2003

Permanary 

1. A combination of the words permanent and temporary.

2. Used when someone presents something as permanent when it is actually temporary and/or vice versa. This may be done purposefully or in error.

a.
BOSS: This will be your office while you work here.
YOU: This windowed cornered office is the business.
COWORKER/JERK: Don't get too comfy. No one has stayed in this office too long. It is totally permanary.

b. Just because he/she says "We are going to be together for ever..." doesn't mean that the relationship will avoid permanarity.

Permanary by Grymm Deth February 2, 2010

permaturd 

severe constipation

I haven’t taken a phat shit in weeks. I bet I have a permaturd.

permaturd by Raph February 18, 2018

Pertarded 

A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.

Look at that pertarded Dickhead Tyson. Won't be long until he's drooling and licking windows.

Pertarded by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019