partytarded 

you go to a party, you do lots of drugs at said party, now you are party tarted, because you are halfway retarded at the party.

“damn dawg all these drugs at this party got me feelin partytarded”

partytarded by emmzbear December 27, 2023

Parentarded 

When the stress/anxiety to even speak to your parents makes you less intelligent or a resultant conversation with your parents makes you more dumb.

1 “Dude, I just talked to my parents, now I feel so fucking dumb.”

2 “Yeah man, you’re parentarded. ”

Parentarded by soconfused80 March 4, 2023

Parktarded 

adjective: A person who exhibits an inability to park correctly within a designated space. Exhibited by parking too close, double parking, crossing the lines, over the curb, or generally socially unacceptable parking behavior that impedes your fellow man's ability to park correctly or get in and out of their vehicle.

That F350 dually taking up four spaces is parktarded. Noun: see parktard

Parktarded by trudaddy January 5, 2015

Parktarded 

Never remembering where one parked their car

the guy walking around the parking lot aimlessly, He's Parktarded, he has no idea where he parked his car

Parktarded by BGr54 January 26, 2010