part-tarded 

Main Entry: Part-tarded
Pronunciation: 'pärt-tär-did
Function: adjective
offensive: 1: A person of otherwise average intelligence that demonstrates a habit of making unintelligent decisions or prone to acting in an unintelligent or careless manner. 2: An unwise decision made by those who do not have to actually carry out the instructions: 3: A device or machine (IE: Computers) when they don’t do what they are designed to do.

1: I don’t know why he did that, he knew better than to lick that Poison Ivy.
2: Man, whoever decided that doing it this way must have been Part-tarded.
3: I told this Part-tarded thing to print the document four times, but all it wants to do is open the calculator.

part-tarded by D. Wulf September 5, 2008

Part-Tarded 

It’s when a person says or does something stupid, embarrassing, goofy etc... (Part Retarded)=Part-Tarded

Teen1:Finally I finished painting my Mom’s porch swing.
Teen2:Cool! So you’re good to take off then, right?
Teen1:Just gotta let my Mom know. MOM! It’s finished!
Mom:OMG it looks brand new. Thank you, I’ve missed my porc.... WTF!?

Teen2:HAHAHA!
Teen1:OMG! Mom you’re “Part-Tarded”! Hahaha!
:ALSO}Don’t mind her she’s just a “Part-Tard”.

Part-Tarded by Jelic Johnsson June 24, 2020

part-tarded

A term used to describe someone who is currently operating on about 3% brain battery and an unhealthy amount of confidence. A person acting part‑tarded isn’t fully clueless, but they’re definitely not firing on all cylinders either. It’s the state where someone attempts tasks they have no business attempting, pushes buttons clearly marked “don’t,” or says “trust me” right before proving they should not be trusted.

Someone in this mode tends to make decisions powered entirely by vibes, chaos, and maybe fumes. They might drop random objects, make unnecessary noise, or ask questions that should not need answers. Their behavior often triggers facepalms, sighs, and the universal friend‑group phrase: “Why are you like this.”

If you encounter someone acting part‑tarded, it’s best not to encourage them. Remove fragile items, gently redirect them like a confused raccoon, and consider offering snacks or water to reboot their system. The condition is temporary, contagious among friends, and usually triggered by boredom, caffeine, or “I saw this on TikTok.”

I explained it to her in the simplest way, and she still didn't understand. I swear shes gotta be part-tarded.

part-tarded by SLincoln172 January 2, 2026

Parktarded 

adjective: A person who exhibits an inability to park correctly within a designated space. Exhibited by parking too close, double parking, crossing the lines, over the curb, or generally socially unacceptable parking behavior that impedes your fellow man's ability to park correctly or get in and out of their vehicle.

That F350 dually taking up four spaces is parktarded. Noun: see parktard

Parktarded by trudaddy January 5, 2015

Parktarded 

Never remembering where one parked their car

the guy walking around the parking lot aimlessly, He's Parktarded, he has no idea where he parked his car

Parktarded by BGr54 January 26, 2010

partytarded 

you go to a party, you do lots of drugs at said party, now you are party tarted, because you are halfway retarded at the party.

“damn dawg all these drugs at this party got me feelin partytarded”

partytarded by emmzbear December 27, 2023