Persohnify

1. To have a combination of amnesia and alzheimers.

2. To giveth and then taketh away.

3. To have the emotional habits and demeanor of a 5 year old at the age of 50 or more.

4. To not be able to explain the simplest technical matter, yet refer to yourself as a world leading expert.

5. To be so crazy and deranged that your friends and family love you for it.

To receive an order from your largest customer, then try to place the ordwer with your customer insteasd of with your supplier, the forget you issued an order at all, then forget you received an order at all, then to ask where did all the orders go? Then to be told we received the order. Then to forget whether we placed the order or not, then to forgert to confirm your customers order, then to have them cancel their order due to lack of communication, then to withdraw their funds from your bank account, then for you not to notice they withdrew their funds,

Then to go bankrupt. And forget.

To Persohnify.

by TallyTally January 12, 2011

Superhuman Perfection Personified

Everyone has habits and traits that might tell us we are somewhat flawed beings. Then, we should remind each other that weaknesses are tied to personhood, that they don’t hold us back on reaching superhuman excellence.

John: Sorry, I guess I’m just too stupid.
Me: Yo John, don’t talk like that. You are Superhuman Perfection Personified.

by AWave September 28, 2020

personification

Giving an inanimate object or thing human characteristics

Ex: time leaps forward

Incorrect usage: time flies forward(this is a use of a less hear of literary term, avification.)

by MikeR April 14, 2004

awesomeness personified

1.) Giving the term awesomeness human qualities.
2.) Something that is so awesome, beyond what words can describe.

Adeesh's existence is the definition of awesomeness personified.

(Adeesh is an Indian celebrity)

by Lindeesh Glam May 24, 2012

Personificationrat

When an English teacher makes you focus on techniques while doing story writing.

Omg miss you're such a personificationrat

by Chonky child December 22, 2020

Anthropomorphic Personification

A creature created by imagination, often originally deriving from solar rituals but adapting to fit the times. Examples include Death, the Sandman, the Soul-Cake Duck, the Tooth Fairy...and the Hogfather.

"Says here 'Implied Creation Of Anthropomorphic Personification.' What's that mean?"
"Er...I think Hex has tried to work out the answer."

by Ukulelelike February 1, 2013

personification

really can't imagine why you're looking this up on the urban dictionary, but it's a literary term that makes an inatimate object seem alive.

the lake rolled around uneasily in it's bed, waiting to awake and attack the citizens.

by pocahontas October 27, 2003