personifornication

The act of having sexual relations with an inanimate object.

KP: Did you hear? Diego caught Emmitt in the midst of banging his foilboard.
Drew: Ewwww! And we all remember that time he made a mess on his tchoukball net.

KP: He must really be into personifornication. What a freak show!

by BumCummer September 22, 2023