Permaslow 

A bunch of idiots that have been playing League of Legends for more than half their life yet can't even manage to get out of Clash qualifiers.

Permaslow is trash

Permaslow by foog42 October 15, 2020

PERMABLOCKED 

when you lose access to THE divine addictive brat and ALL of her perfection.

loser sub #1 : Man , did you her about that sub that Gothess Chloe PERMABLOCKED on Twitter?

loser sub #2: Yeah ! I heard you can never come back from that.

loser sub #1 : Damn, that’s scary. I would die if that happened to me ! I have to go tribute her NOW, just to be safe!

loser sub #2: Good idea, me too! But I have a bad feeling none of us are 100% safe from this.

PERMABLOCKED by Gothess Chloe October 21, 2020

Permaslam 

When a slampiece becomes permanent.

After going through many slampieces, I have finally netted a permaslam.

Permaslam by Rarely Satisfied January 9, 2021

Permastoked 

The perfect amount of being stoked permanently, regardless of the situation. Not to be confused with overstoked.

Dude, today was so sick! I woke up, went surfing, saw a couple dolphins, got a babes number, and high-fived an old man! I'm permastoked!

Permastoked by Bconn11 December 22, 2014

permastoned 

The physical and mental state sometimes aquired by someone who consistently smokes, or used to smoke, a lot of weed. Typically characterized by the feeling and appearance of being stoned even when one is still technically sober.

See: Tommy Chong. The guy who works at your local smoke shop. Any stoner with a seemingly permanent smile and lazy eyes.

"Man, my dad hasn't smoked in years, but you can tell he's permastoned from his days on the commune".

permastoned by so stoked April 7, 2005

permastoned 

someone who has smoked so much weed that they are in a permanent state of high.

Kristy, "Did you get cookie dough at the store?"
Anna, "Ya know i meant to..but...i.. hey are their any brownies left cause..."
Kristy, "Shit dude are you baked or just permastoned?"

permastoned by dirty-pirate-hooker August 4, 2008

permafrown 

A mouth of a person (usually older) which is frowning in its relaxed state.

I can't talk to him! His permafrown just takes all the joy out of my day.

permafrown by Firrox December 22, 2008