Permaboner

an unforunate condition in which the jeans a boy wears will always stick out awkwardly in he front.

Unforunatly he will always seem to be wearing those jeans.

"Oh my god look at that huge Permaboner."
Yeah he can't even walk straightwithout knocking something over
Hello ladies, can you get rid of this Permaboner for me??
Wtf??!
Help me. it won't go away

by giiiirrl please January 19, 2011

Permaboner

A occurence that is painful in a good way, generally while hanging out with a really attractive person.

God, I had this permaboner the whole time I was with her.

by pwner13 October 21, 2010

permaboner

An erection that lasts for an extended amount of time

I was hanging out with this hot girl, I had a permaboner for so long that I got blueballs so bad I almost cried

by iateyourcookie June 27, 2008

Permaboner

Having a permanent boner due to a messed up penis or an overdose of viagra. Permanent boner.

“Dude I took nine viagras now I have a permaboner!”

by evdadfinnesedyourbitch February 14, 2018