Perma-Bone 

A sympton that occurs in males, often after having mass amounts of sexual intercourse. The male counterpart can not conceal his erection, therefore having a perma-bone.

Oh man, I went and visited the in-laws last night, and they wouldn't stop checking out my perma-bone

Perma-Bone by Count Mortimer August 6, 2003

Perma-Bone 

A weiney so big that it generates a noticable ammount of gravity

That silly clown has a massive permabone!!!!!!!

Perma-Bone by DoC Ock August 8, 2003

Perma-boner 

This weird ass security guard at Stevens High School that has a hard on whenever he’s around kids

Guy 1: Look it’s perma-boner!
Guy 2: What the fuck

Perma-boner by Mr McNigga November 28, 2018

Perm Bone 

Perm Bone: A permanent boner; an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

Oliver go brush your teeth." "Mom I can't, I've got a raging perm bone.

Perm Bone by centimeter peter October 21, 2010

Perma-Boner 

When someone either maintains a boner constantly, or gets one countlessly throughout the day.

"Dude, my friend Robert has a perma-boner. We can't go out anywhere without him having to hide it."

Perma-Boner by The_Lab_Rat September 22, 2009

Permazoned 

adj. Permanently friend zoned. Absolutely zero chance of ever hooking up.

Combination of permafrost and friend-zoned

Do you think Billy will ever hook up with Holly?
No chance, he's permazoned.

Permazoned by twinfin July 12, 2011

permaboner 

An erection that lasts for an extended amount of time

I was hanging out with this hot girl, I had a permaboner for so long that I got blueballs so bad I almost cried

permaboner by iateyourcookie June 27, 2008