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permabored

The state of being bored for a duration longer than most can attain or withstand. Permaboredom can be a condition on its own or a symptom of a much larger problem.
Elena: I am so bored.
Rebecca: Me too, I've been bored like all month.
Elena: I think we are permabored.
Rebecca: Yah let's go do something stupid.

Friend #1: Joe hasn't been out of his house in weeks!
Friend #2: Yeah after his girlfriend broke up with him he's stayed inside.
Friend #1: He is probably permabored by now.
by E'lena February 28, 2011
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Permazoned

adj. Permanently friend zoned. Absolutely zero chance of ever hooking up.

Combination of permafrost and friend-zoned
Do you think Billy will ever hook up with Holly?
No chance, he's permazoned.
by twinfin July 12, 2011
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permaboner

An erection that lasts for an extended amount of time
I was hanging out with this hot girl, I had a permaboner for so long that I got blueballs so bad I almost cried
by iateyourcookie June 27, 2008
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permaborrow

Verb: to borrow, in a permanent manner. To borrow with neither inclination nor intent to return.
Last summer, I permaborrowed my buddy's sweater.
by Scaryberry January 21, 2004
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permavore

It means "permanent voraphilia". It's a fetish in which one fantasizes about being eaten alive or eating another creature permanently.

Usually, in roleplaying, permavore means that the characters being eaten will become unusable from now on. A character who has been prey in a permavore fantasy is considered "dead" by his creator and never used again.
Yesterday, I use my character "Tobias" in a permavore fantasy.

What a waste! ¿Can't you still use him?
— Nah, he's gone for good. It was a great character but it was worth it.
by TheHelpingJoe February 7, 2019
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Permabaked

Someone that has smoked so much weed, that they act, look, and speak like they are stoned even when they aren't.
Dude, do you hear him slurring his words?

Yeah, that guy's Permabaked
by 311isBEAST!! November 15, 2011
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Permaboner

an unforunate condition in which the jeans a boy wears will always stick out awkwardly in he front.

Unforunatly he will always seem to be wearing those jeans.
"Oh my god look at that huge Permaboner."
Yeah he can't even walk straightwithout knocking something over
Hello ladies, can you get rid of this Permaboner for me??
Wtf??!
Help me. it won't go away
by giiiirrl please January 20, 2011
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