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perkiscizing 

Noun/Verb: The work out designed by Tony Perkis, a character in the movie heavyweights who is played by Ben Stiller.
Your man tits are fat and saggy, you'd probably hurt yourself perkiscizing...
perkiscizing by ULTRA PI PI April 19, 2010

perkshires 

Often smaller in size supple non-sagging breasts. Common in college women.
Dang, that girl has some perkshires!
perkshires by JuanMexico August 3, 2009

GrubHub Perks 

A cursed rewards program made by the food delivery service GrubHub. The rewards program, or at least an ad for it, was populated by a meme, where people make fun of the ad, adding different music and adding effects to it.
“GrubHub Perks give you deals on the food you love. The kinda deals that make you wanna boogie.”
-GrubHub Dad
GrubHub Perks by fortnitefunnies January 15, 2021

Percosex 

To have sex for an extended period of time, unable to ejaculate due to the high amount of oxycodone in the blood stream.
I had "percosex" last night for like 3 hours.
Percosex by perck poppin October 21, 2008

the perks of being a wallflower 

An amazing book about a boy who is a wallflower in high school. It is written in letters when he befriends a gay guy and his sister, who he falls in love with, and all of "Charlies" problems. including drugs, sex, good music and Rocky Horror Picture Show
"And in that moment, I swear we were infinite."

perks of being a wallflower 

One of the best books you'll ever read, and one of the best movies you'll ever see.
Charlie, a freshman in high school, hasn't had a friend in a while. Then, a couple of seniors, Patrick and Sam, let him into their friends, the Wallflowers.
perks of being a wallflower
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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