The Mexican version of Coondawg...the Coonperro displays similar traits of his American counterpart. Tequilla may or may not have an effect on Coon-perro but he hopes it has an effect on the younger senoritas that vacation in Mexico.

Coon-perro suffers from both a midlife crisis and a sexual confusion when confronted with ANYONE in a bathing suit. Posting pictures of himself in hot tubs with young tourists on Facebook furthers the concern. Its an embarassing situation at best. Only to be deflected by insane rants and random facts about Henry Paulson. Fear the educated man.

Monica: "Awwwwwk-ward!!!! Shout out to the guy who tried to pick up me and my father at the pool today #awkward #gay #waterpolo #coon-perro #doglips #headoutthewindow #midlife crisis

Andy: "Check me out with chicks...im not gay" #b.s. #lying #gay #snoopy #tight waterpolo swim trunks #rainbow #harlem #Henry Paulson #midlife crisis #im cool really i am.

coon-perro by waterpoloisgay July 26, 2013

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Perrotta Style

(Adjective.) Describes a sexual experience in which sexual expectations by the reciever have been so completely blown out of the water that a heterosexual becomes homosexual, a homosexual becomes heterosexual, or the person simply can't shut up about what just happened to them. Symptoms include constant sexual craving, stalking, nymphomania, soreness, stiffness/moisture, and an irreverable positive outlook on life. Characterized by the giver bringing their "A-Game".

1) That woman was married for 20 years until she got it Perrotta Style and now she won't stop calling Alicia!

2) My ribs hurt! Giving it Perrotta Style all night makes me so sore the next day!

3) I can't give it to her Perrotta Style every night! I'm only human!

4) I like my hot dogs "all the way". I like my sex "Perrotta Style".

Perrotta Style by Jacob T. Perrotta January 27, 2009

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