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Perfect-Day 

n.) cookout/ adventure/reptiles/movies/ video games/ jams once intoxicated/ goodtalks/ everyone squeeze into one bed.
"Let's have a Perfect-Day!"
Perfect-Day by Ragehoof June 29, 2009

the most perfect day 

a day with you of course, we could go on a walk or even stay home and it would still be perfect because you were there :)
we should go on a date

ohmygod that would be the most perfect day

totally perfect day

(Total Pedophile death) Used as a sort of dog whistle to rally for the death of pedophiles. Sometimes shortened to TPD. Commonly used on social media to bypass content guidelines.
(Video of pedophile)

Commenter: Totally perfect day

Commenter: (name of pedophile) biting the curb 4k, tpd

Perfect Bottom Day (PBD)

If you have a PBD, you feel very comfortable at bottoming today. There is no sign of diarrhea and your digestion is just on point. Your poo is neither too soft nor too hard. Maybe you’re even clean without douching!
Eric: „Omg, I have a Perfect Bottom Day (PBD) - not drinking coffee or alcohol for 3 days was totally worth it!“

Henry: „What a waste of my PBD, I can’t find any d*cks to ride.“

Carl: „omg, seems like I have a PBD, I think I should call this f-boy!
Leo: yeah sis, if you have a PBD you should seize the day and call that floppy uncut top and ride that d!“

perfect summer day 

A day where nothing can go wrong. No thoughts of winter depression. A day at the breezemont and the 2man begins. We walk to CVS, get ice cream, go back to graces house, go swimming, watch the sunset, have a sleepover where the boys sleep in the chicken coop. Nothing can go wrong.
"I can't wait for the perfect summer day" - Amelia
perfect summer day by bibi phonk March 28, 2025

National Perfect Wife Day 

October 4th. A day to celebrate the most perfect wife in the entire world. Someone no one else in the universe could compare to
oh my, did you hear? it’s national perfect wife day!
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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