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Percy's head 

v.
1. To publicly redeem one's self through humiliation or defeat of a rival (often a rival who has bested you in some way).

n.
1. Payback or revenge.

Etymology: Thought to be a bastardization of a passage from Shakespeare's "Henry IV, part 1" in which the dishonored Prince Hal is speaking with his father about his shame and Harry Percy's (Hotspur) honor:

I will redeem all this on Percy's head
And in the closing of some glorious day
Be bold to tell you that I am your son;
When I will wear a garment all of blood
And stain my favours in a bloody mask,
Which, wash'd away, shall scour my shame with it:
And that shall be the day, whene'er it lights,
That this same child of honour and renown,
This gallant Hotspur, this all-praised knight,
And your unthought-of Harry chance to meet.
Noun: He might have won this time, but I'm gonna totally Percy's head that sonofabitch the next time we play.

Verb: Time for Percy's head, baby.
Percy's head by Upstart Crow May 24, 2006
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Percy's Cousin 

Percy' s cousin is a term used to define The children of Zeus And Hades (Greek Olympian Gods) And other Siblings of Poseidon.

Since Percy is a son of Poseidon then Nico Di Angels, Jason and Thalia Grace, Hazel Levesque are all cousins of Percy.
girl : Hey, I started reading "The last Olympian" if they're cousins, why are they dating?
Boy:Yea, Your...A...Very...Dumb...Person, Percy's Cousin Are the children of Poseidon's siblings, Duh

And that's on Perry's Hat 

When something is so true and undeniable that it has to be put on something as important as the great hat of Perry the Platypus.
Sophia: Bro this hw is mad wack this teacher is fake af …and that's on Perry's Hat

percy-storm 

a momentous tragic event involving unintentional destruction of property ranging from extreme misfortune to utter ruin.
see: percy-damage
A percy-storm sunk the boat.
percy-storm by donkey81 April 8, 2008
SHORT FOR PERKOCET, A NARCOTIC PAIN MEDICATION
I GOT SOME PERKY'S FOR THE CONCERT
PERKY'S by BillyGFUNK August 25, 2009

Percy Spliff 

Derived from "Personal Spliff". A spliff that is just big enough to get one person high, usually consisting of 0.5 grams or lower. Also called a "Piner" or "Personal Piner" because the sliff or is so small.
Guy1: yo man you wanna pitch on a blunt?
Guy2: naw, ill just smoke a percy spliff.
Guy1: whateva.
Percy Spliff by Ethan Mcgoon February 24, 2008

percy-speed 

The slowest possible motion to still be considered moving forward.
The cliffs surrounding Niagara Falls are actually eroding at percy-speed.
percy-speed by JohnnyDago February 26, 2008
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