Pepso 

A mix of Pepsi and Pepto Bismol.

Noah: "Would you like to try some Pepso?"
Courtney "That's gross, who drinks Pepsi and Pepto Bismol."

Pepso by paerole April 8, 2011

Pepso 

The true red soft drink.
Had huge succes in various Socialist states throughout the years.

Pepso was firstly introduced in the Soviet Union in 1925 and was manifactured by the Kulaks of the Gulags at the time and was very popular among the people of the Soviet Union. Pepso also played a huge part i fueling Joseph Stalin's "cult of personality".

"Hey Dimitri! Have you ever tried pepso? It's the greatest soft drink ever!"
"Only capitalist bourgeoisi pigs don't drink pepso"
"From each according to his ability to each according his needs, of pepso" - Karl Marx (probably).

Pepso by Solidarity101 June 1, 2018

Pepso 

noun

A person who likes/drinks Pepsi. This is the newly accepted swear word against Pepsi drinkers.

Charles: Hello, how are you?
Me: I don't talk to pepso's
Charles: YOU LITTLE SHIT

Pepso by KiaIsMe February 22, 2023

pepso Abyssmal 

When having intercourse with a woman during her period, to ejaculate within, then go down and drink the mixture.

Do ya really need one? Pepso abyssmal is just wrong. Drink up!

pepso Abyssmal by brickbat August 31, 2009

Pepspeed 

The wordplayed term Pepspeed refers to Meth users combining the famous brand name soda with Speed (stamped "Ice" when in pill form). There are three reasons why users do it according to scientists. First, the soda is carbonated and interacts physically with the Meth by dissolving the tablet faster in the stomach.

Secondly, the high sugar content in the soda tricks the stomach into thinking the liquid is valuable for the body, also resulting in a faster absorption. Finally, the phosphoric acid contained in the famous soda helps fight off nausea that some users feel when Meth is taken orally.

The medical community is aware of users implementing this combination. It's all over the net. It's not as powerful as a booty bump, but beware if someone offers to Pepspeed with you! Since the interactions make the experience more euphoric in general, it is logically more addictive.

Hey dude, wanna Pepspeed together? It's crazy! She found the Pepspeed experience so intense!

Pepspeed by Ascot1111 December 2, 2022

mummified person 

Mummified person is the new politically correct way way to refer to a mummy. At a certain point, political correctness has gone too far.

How to use “mummified person” in a sentence. In contemporary writing style use “mummified person” instead of “mummy”.

A mummified person estimated to be 4,300-year-old was found at the bottom of a 15-meter shaft in a recently uncovered group of fifth and sixth dynasty tombs near the Step Pyramid at Saqqara. It’s the oldest and most complete mummy ever found in Egypt.

mummified person by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 20, 2023

If…were a person 

“If…were a person” is a catch all formulaic phrase designed to foreground the actions of a person as so definitive that their picture should be found under the definition of the word or phrase.

If used correctly the verb “to be” used in the sentence should be conjugated in the English Subjunctive tense because it presupposes a condition that does not actually exist preceded by the word: “if”.

Any number of colorful phrases can be used to complete this word formula. The only limit is the imagination of the observer.

Correct ways of using the formula: “If…were a person.”

If “cock blocking” were a person it would look like Joe Manchin vs.Biden’s attempts at legislation.

If “too soon” were a person it would look like Pete Davidson sending a selfie to Kanye West from Kim Kardashian’s bed after smashing.

If…were a person by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 28, 2022