Mummified

To be the most stoned you ever been and basically cant move

Bro im so fried rn and i cant get up.

Damn bro you Mummified

by Yung Fiji Fre$h January 16, 2021

Mummified

When a woman is not a mum and then becomes a mum through sexual intercourse.

She was mummified by her baby daddy

by CrackerPackage March 1, 2023

mummified

When a skank sucks every single ounce of bodily fluid from your existence. She sucks the soul from your being, even. You are then mummified.

Dude, Selina sucked my dick so well. I was mummified.

by RDJoe June 16, 2016

mummified

a snout (penis) thats been wrapped in cloth for its own protection from a bobbiting maniac

i am mummified thanks to the phycho lorena bitch

by snipper October 22, 2005

mummify

To wrap the penis in toilet paper then rub one out.

Man, mummifying really saves clean up time!

by Jeffronica June 4, 2006

mummified

cumming on a girl and taping her whole body.

mummified is a two step process. First, when having sex cum as much as u can on a girl if u need more people add more guys to help. Second, when you have cummed all over the female tape up her whole body, with the cum still on her

by Q-T, Tk, Smokey alot of pot October 21, 2009

mummified

when fuckin in the ass and about to cum you pull out and spit on their back and they turn thinking that you're done and you shoot 'em right in the eyes and they walk around witht their arms out.

I was fucking my girlfriend in the ass and I spit on her back and she turned around and I mummified her. She walked around for five minutes looking for something to rinse her eyes out.

by legault October 2, 2005