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Penity

A flapping skin cloak, attached between my cheeks. When you pfratt, it boosts you into the air, causing you to ejaculate onto the car.
Yeah dude, her penity activated and she was so embarrassed!”
by gets December 29, 2020
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I slammed my penith in the car door

you slammed your penith in the car door
"I slammed my penith in the car door" "you slammed your penith in the car door" "ahahahoahajhahahaajhajbajah"
by big bald obama October 7, 2021
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penith

Penith ith the male thexual organ.
"She thaid my penith was thmall and my lithp was anoying"
by Max December 16, 2003
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Penchester Penited

Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred
Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen

Me : what a finished football club !
by victoras69 February 12, 2022
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I thlammed my penith in the car door

a term most commonly used when one slams their genitalia in the door of a locomotive, or when you're a duck fighting a dog.
I thlammed my penith in the car door

*slams*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by CrungleChugger97 September 21, 2021
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Penitentiary Chances

Engaging in a highly risky act (usually illegal) that has the high possibility of landing one in jail or prison.
Bitch please. I'm not smoking weed in public. I don't believe in taking Penitentiary Chances.
by menoenglish April 20, 2017
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Penisy

Chris: I got one!
Peter: Good, kid. Don't get penisy on me!
by Dainsworth69 November 6, 2007
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