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1. Something that is utterly distasteful; unclomp; something uncomfortable or inappropriate

2. The opposite of the word 'clompy'
"Wow Brennan, that face you just made was so penty.. don't ever do that again."

"He proved himself to be a really big pent when he brought up the death of my beloved cat."

"The penty smell in the room made it hard for Mittens to sleep."
Penty by Elkabe October 31, 2013
Words you can keep
A Penty is smooth and cool guy. Many people would love to be like Penty.
Henry: Penty you fucking woman eater, can I be your plus 1 to the rad party this weekend.
Penty: Sure broskid, But i will need a fiver.

Henry: Why?
Penty: For the roofie.
Penty by Penty the player April 20, 2022
A short form for Pentecostal (the Christian denomination)
Well. they're just a bunch of crazy Pentys
Penty by Tithorien December 24, 2010

Hassy-Penty-Interm 

It goes on the hand, or, under the hand
"Hey, does anybody want a Hassy-Penty-Interm?
Hassy-Penty-Interm by _rrandom August 2, 2025

Panty-ping 

The motion of ladies underwear, as they are pulled down and away from the pussy. As the dampness makes the material stick... The "Panty-ping"
I watched her undress and looked forward to that sweet little "Panty-ping" Action.
Panty-ping by MbØt~Mk.II® May 4, 2015

Panty Crust

The crusty film from bodily fluids that builds up in the underwear after several days of consecutive use.
As Kimball pulled down his boyfriend's panties and went to work he felt the Panty Crust on his chin.
Panty Crust by yoyo4094 July 3, 2015

Penny Rubbing 

1.) To use one's pointy finger (digitus secundus) and middle finger (digitus medius) in a rubbing manner with the thumb to attend to one's genitals.

2.) The money gesture, only done with the meatus of the penis in the middle.

- Penny Rubbing is primarily done outside of the pants or from within a pocket.
Yo Rob! Quit PENNY RUBBING while you're cooking dinner.

As Rob listened to his girlfriend mindlessly dribble, he was penny rubbing, allowing proper aeration and ventilation to the folds of his scrotum.
Penny Rubbing by Rob....? Later. October 19, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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